Posts of 2014

[Red Rick]

Another road season past,

Another year of us people wasting our time posting nonsense about a sport we all love.

I thought it would be fun to dig up some posts here that were either really cool or funny or dumb or whatever you like

I'll start with these two

contador is such a coward

moments before we saw the 2nd coming of Contador


And me coming up with one of the better English **** ups of the year

Btw, I forgot to mention how Contador completely wiped Nibali's *** during the dauphine. That's beating someone

 

[Mellow Velo]

Are posts that don't include the word Contador allowed?

 

[Red Rick]

Uh, yeah

why do you ask

 

[Afrank]

We're going to need a poll. Can we nominate posts we mode ourselves?

 

[Netserk]

We're going to need a poll. Can we nominate posts we mode ourselves?

Any poll needs a Contador option, otherwise there won't be a worthy winner.

 

[cineteq]

Are posts that don't include the word Contador allowed?

+1. You captured the spirit of the OP.

 

[Red Rick]

+1. You captured the spirit of the OP.

Nope, thread is supposed to be about posts you want to dig up you find noteworthy in any way. I dug my own post up cause it's the dumbest thing I posted this year, not cause of the riders it's about

Feel free to dig up pro Nibali post if ya like

 

[BigMac]

Two recent ones.

The funny thing by your own logic, La Vuelta should also be an indicator of Contador's form. Oops! The ones who's been here long enough know you have nothing than fluffy arguments.

...

Now I'm sure you're blonde. Move on.

Permit me to luxurate in Krebs contribution if I so please, will thou not? My anticipative gratitude for complying with this supplication.

Oh heavens! Who do you expect to dupe? That is not the customary way to speak the Queens.

 

[LaFlorecita]

And me coming up with one of the better English **** ups of the year

Hitch's reply was pretty great too

Of course he meant "whipped".

cineteq and maxmartin had him covered on the other front.

 

[LaFlorecita]

these were all pretty great

Lady: "Why don't you recognize your child??!!!!!! It's yours and we need moneyyyyy!

Alberto: "Oh shiit better go fast, it's her again"

Is that Oleg's mother?

Ladys: I WANT TO BE MORE THAN JUST INTERNET FRIENDS !!!!

AC: Jeezus, Flo. You've really let yourself go this year.

Boy: Ride, Alberto, ride! She's crazy! She's been camped up here for two weeks with 20 cats, and a canary named Velasco. Riiiiiide!

 

[mrhender]

I guess this has been an issue recently..
I liked Granville's approach..

I was certain I had them out-gunned at one point.

But I just couldn't keep up!

 

[Bluenote]

I guess this has been an issue recently..
I liked Granville's approach..

Agree, Granville57 nailed it.

 

[the sceptic]

Yes I agree Team SKY will continue to dominate the races that
matter because of their willingness to adopt and adapt new, or
new to the pro peloton, scientific strategies.

For example, instead of just having their DS shout into the race
radio or employ the klaxon of the team car, SKY has successfully
experimented with more productive auditory stimuli such as
music and/or sound frequencies via the race-radio ear-piece
to induce physiological responses that enable improved
athletic performance.

post of the year.

 

[Christian]

In the "Music! What are you listening to right now?" thread:

 

[Red Rick]

In the "Music! What are you listening to right now?" thread:

That's dry

 

[Christian]

The funny thing is sometimes in that thread people are talking about such obscure music like underground free jazz from Iceland or postcolonial pop-punk from southern Angola that I would not be overly surprised if this spambot was taking a break from pushing BMW's to discuss his favorite band - I'm guessing Korea's latest raggae sensation - only to find that hrotha has all their albums

So out of frustration he unleashed his fury in an epic take-over of the whole forum

 

[LaFlorecita]

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showpost.php?p=1606488&postcount=7980

 

[oldcrank]

post of the year.

While I am honoured and indeed humbled, my friend,
I cannot, in good conscience, allow the nomination
to stand as that post is not from 2014.

It was posted in October 2013, eleven months before
the protocols described therein assisted Big Wig in his
historic win in the UCI World Individual TT Championship.

 

[The Hitch]

Hitch's reply was pretty great too

In that spirit (though hardly a poty nominee) im sure you liked my deleted by mods post from 22/07/2014- 21.59 cet.

 

[Red Rick]

In that spirit (though hardly a poty nominee) im sure you liked my deleted by mods post from 22/07/2014- 21.59 cet.

What post? Anyway, the real good stuff always gets removed