Pro Peloton Jokes

[bladerunner]

Which is Sir Bradley Wiggin's favourite day of the week? T.U.E.sday, of course.

 

[Red Rick]

I am very optimistic and very lazy. My tires are always half full

 

[PeterB]

How can you spot a happy cyclist?
By the flies on their teeth.

(Sorry not pro-specific but classic)

 

[Rodrigo Arenas]

What do you get when you cross a world champion with a Greek dish?

Sagan-aki!!!

OK, that was cheesy.