- Feb 15, 2011
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During my one month ban, people around here must have thought I was dead, because I had no way of communicating with you guys. It was a time of pain and asceticism, but in the end, it gave me the strength to continue.
It reminds me of those forty days and forty nights that Jesus spent in that dessert (or was it a desert?).
Anyway, while I was getting weaker and suffered from the harsh circumstances surrounding my ban, I had a revelation or epiphany if you must. I realized that I was going to have to be the one to guide the sinners to the promised website [CN forums]. In order to achieve this, I was going to use a very sophisticated technique called “creating another forum”. It would become the oasis for all banned users.
Despite some people thinking I was gone for good and had probably deceased, I returned to the forum. But it wasn’t the old boomcie who had returned. No, it was the older boomcie (one month older to be exact).
Like Jesus I had resurrected from the dead.
And now that I have found my true calling (like Jesus), I want to lead the way for all you wayward souls out there.
Ex cursus:
Jesus and I have many things in common.
1. We have many followers
2. We preach the gospel of love
3. We only have 12 friends
4. We like drinking cheap wine
5. We always pick on one guy (Judas/ Some member of this forum)
6. We have a problem with authority
7. We are pretty darn awesome
So what I would like to propose is an entirely new forum where banned members can keep in touch with the crop. Anyone think that’s a feasible idea?
It reminds me of those forty days and forty nights that Jesus spent in that dessert (or was it a desert?).
Anyway, while I was getting weaker and suffered from the harsh circumstances surrounding my ban, I had a revelation or epiphany if you must. I realized that I was going to have to be the one to guide the sinners to the promised website [CN forums]. In order to achieve this, I was going to use a very sophisticated technique called “creating another forum”. It would become the oasis for all banned users.
Despite some people thinking I was gone for good and had probably deceased, I returned to the forum. But it wasn’t the old boomcie who had returned. No, it was the older boomcie (one month older to be exact).
Like Jesus I had resurrected from the dead.
And now that I have found my true calling (like Jesus), I want to lead the way for all you wayward souls out there.
Ex cursus:
Jesus and I have many things in common.
1. We have many followers
2. We preach the gospel of love
3. We only have 12 friends
4. We like drinking cheap wine
5. We always pick on one guy (Judas/ Some member of this forum)
6. We have a problem with authority
7. We are pretty darn awesome

So what I would like to propose is an entirely new forum where banned members can keep in touch with the crop. Anyone think that’s a feasible idea?