Richie Porte meme: "We were the first ones to do it..."

[blackcat]

We did the warm-up and cool down and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

"We were the first ones to put air in the tires and now everybody does it too." -- Richie Porte
WildSpokeJoe

We did the cease and desist from Nutella and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

We did the first keytones bidons and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

We did the SRM 20-20 lasik eye surgery and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

 

[blackcat]

We did the enforced three week celibacy and now everyone does it too."--little Richie Porte

 

[Dear Wiggo]

We stopped drinking alcohol and eating pizza - now everyone but OGE and Michael Matthews do it too - and he / they keep winning, so clearly they need to buck up their ideas...

 

[blackcat]

Dear Wiggo, pls maintain the protocol.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

"We starting wearing jackets when it was cold, now everyone else is doing it too." - Richie Porte

 

[skippythepinhead]

"We were the first to cut the last corners off the rims now everyone is riding round wheels too." --Richie Porte's Personal Wrench

 

[D-Queued]

"We were the first ones to draft off of each other in the TTT, and now everyone does it too." - Richie Porte

Dave.

 

[Dear Wiggo]

"We were the first ones to use saddles on our bikes, now everyone does it too" -- Richie Porte.

 

[WildspokeJoe]

We were the first ones to put “I’ before “E” except after "C" now everyone does it too - RichIE Porte’s Mum and Dad

 

[WildspokeJoe]

“We did the hands in the air after winning a race and now everyone does it too.” - Richie Porte

“We did the motorman, er… um I mean motorhome and now everyone does it too” - Lance Armstrong

 

[blackcat]

We were the first to do cortisone creams for saddle sores and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

related to ^

We were the first to get backdated TUE's for cortisone and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

We were the first to get illegal nutrition feed in the last 5km and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

We were the first to get illegal hydration keytones bidons hail mary liquid from heaven in the last 5km and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

 

[blackcat]

We were first to get David Walsh to sell his integrity and shill for us and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

"We were the first with the aero road helmets that are uglier than an orangutan's a$$, and now everybody wears horrid looking helmets."--Richie Porte

Yes you were Richie, yes you were...and there's a little place in hell waiting for you for you doing that.

 

[observer]

someone should tweet these at him

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

Re:

someone should tweet these at him

#SkyDidItFirst #RichieDidItFirst

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

"We began masturbating with our left hands, which relaxed us because it's like having a new girlfriend, now everybody is doing it."--Richie Porte

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

"We coined the term 'marginal gains' to cover for our doping, now everyone is doing it."--Richie Porte

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

"We began beating the times of EPO doped riders up the same climbs, now everybody is doing it."--Richie Porte

 

[heart_attack_man]

"We were the first ones to ride our bikes on the road and now everyone does it too." - Richie Porte

"We were the first ones to eat during a race and now everyone does it too." - Nigel Mitchell (Team Sky Nutritionist)

 

[blackcat]

Re:

"We began masturbating with our left hands, which relaxed us because it's like having a new girlfriend, now everybody is doing it."--Richie Porte

tis a paradox, I cant reconcile

We did the enforced three week celibacy and now everyone does it too."--little Richie Porte

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

Re: Re:

"We began masturbating with our left hands, which relaxed us because it's like having a new girlfriend, now everybody is doing it."--Richie Porte

tis a paradox, I cant reconcile

We did the enforced three week celibacy and now everyone does it too."--little Richie Porte

"We redefined 'celibacy' to include masturbating with your left hand, now everybody is doing it too."--Richie Porte

 

[blackcat]

We rewrote the old testament to redefine onanism so we could fap off during GTs now God is doing it too, but like priests, we can maintain celibacy."--Richie Porte

 

[blackcat]

Re:

someone should tweet these at him

tweet them to David Walsh, he is fellatio soigneur numero uno at Sky

 

[Lyon]

"We where the first to hang onto cars and now everyone is doing it" --Ritchie Porte

 

[Dear Wiggo]

"We were the first to receive parody tweets, now everyone else does too" - Richie Porte