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Richie Porte meme: "We were the first ones to do it..."

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We did the warm-up and cool down and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

"We were the first ones to put air in the tires and now everybody does it too." -- Richie Porte
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We did the cease and desist from Nutella and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

We did the first keytones bidons and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

We did the SRM 20-20 lasik eye surgery and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte
 
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We were the first to do cortisone creams for saddle sores and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

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We were the first to get backdated TUE's for cortisone and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

We were the first to get illegal nutrition feed in the last 5km and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte

We were the first to get illegal hydration keytones bidons hail mary liquid from heaven in the last 5km and now everyone does it too."--Richie Porte
 
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Re:

ChewbaccaDefense said:
"We began masturbating with our left hands, which relaxed us because it's like having a new girlfriend, now everybody is doing it."--Richie Porte

tis a paradox, I cant reconcile
blackcat said:
We did the enforced three week celibacy and now everyone does it too."--little Richie Porte
 
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blackcat said:
ChewbaccaDefense said:
"We began masturbating with our left hands, which relaxed us because it's like having a new girlfriend, now everybody is doing it."--Richie Porte

tis a paradox, I cant reconcile
blackcat said:
We did the enforced three week celibacy and now everyone does it too."--little Richie Porte

"We redefined 'celibacy' to include masturbating with your left hand, now everybody is doing it too."--Richie Porte
 
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We rewrote the old testament to redefine onanism so we could fap off during GTs now God is doing it too, but like priests, we can maintain celibacy."--Richie Porte
 

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