Rojas just won a race

[GuyIncognito]

Why isn't the whole forum going ape****?
THE END IS NIGH, PEOPLE

 

[BigMac]

If Rojas was a Pokemon, he'd be of legendary status.

Mythical.

 

[jens_attacks]

 

[Afrank]

LOL at the competition.

 

[BigMac]

LOL at the competition.

Just imagine him finishing fourth against those guys.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Post-Ardennes Spanish short stage races are kind of bizarro world though.

I mean, in stage 1 of Asturias last year Amets Txurruka won. Now in stage 1 of Castilla y León Rojas wins. Hell, in this race last year (though it was earlier) Euskaltel won two consecutive sprint stages.

 

[trevim]

LOL at the competition.

Competition matters not: the theorem explicitly states that Rojas will ALWAYS finish 2nd or worse in a race, either against me, Cavendish or his grandmother.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Imagine Rojas vs. Colbrelli vs. Bennati. They would break the fabric of space and time and just be trapped permanently a millimetre before the line in unison, all prevented by the laws of cycling from being able to win.

 

[The Hitch]

Great thread
lol @ jens

 

[Kwibus]

Good! Happy for Rojas

 

[DirtyWorks]

Imagine Rojas vs. Colbrelli vs. Bennati. They would break the fabric of space and time and just be trapped permanently a millimetre before the line in unison, all prevented by the laws of cycling from being able to win.

Ouch.

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[ILovecycling]

Imagine Rojas vs. Colbrelli vs. Bennati. They would break the fabric of space and time and just be trapped permanently a millimetre before the line in unison, all prevented by the laws of cycling from being able to win.

GREAT Libertine strikes again

 

[burning]

Imagine Rojas vs. Colbrelli vs. Bennati. They would break the fabric of space and time and just be trapped permanently a millimetre before the line in unison, all prevented by the laws of cycling from being able to win.

How can you forget Richeze, who podiumed like 20 times last year without winning anything.

 

[kingjr]

How can you forget Richeze, who podiumed like 20 times last year without winning anything.

Yh, I'll never forget that epic sprint in the Giro where he got a 700m leadout from Petacchi and didn't manage to get around him. Although that wasn't last year, more like 2007.

 

[Pippo_San]

Colbrelli aside, there's a bunch of italian sprinters always there in the end but who almost never wins...Modolo, Appollonio, Nizzolo...

 

[Rechtschreibfehler]

Imagine Rojas vs. Colbrelli vs. Bennati. They would break the fabric of space and time and just be trapped permanently a millimetre before the line in unison, all prevented by the laws of cycling from being able to win.

They'd all think they had won, celebrating to early and than Freire would win. He never trained anyways so he could join the race.

Besides that: I am really really happy for Rochas. But I am also worried that the universe will collapse very soon now.

 

[Afrank]

Imagine Rojas vs. Colbrelli vs. Bennati. They would break the fabric of space and time and just be trapped permanently a millimetre before the line in unison, all prevented by the laws of cycling from being able to win.

This is one of the greatest posts in the history of the forum! (Yes, it's so good it deserves the maximum amount of smilies). : D (plus one more).

 

[VeloHuman]

Imagine Rojas vs. Colbrelli vs. Bennati. They would break the fabric of space and time and just be trapped permanently a millimetre before the line in unison, all prevented by the laws of cycling from being able to win.

Put them in a classic with Greg Van Avermaet.

There still wouldn't be a winner.

 

[hoolaparara]

I don't know about anybody else, but I've started digging my bunker since the end of the world is surely coming.

 

[Arredondo]

Colbrelli aside, there's a bunch of italian sprinters always there in the end but who almost never wins...Modolo, Appollonio, Nizzolo...

 

[Gloin22]

Colbrelli aside, there's a bunch of italian sprinters always there in the end but who almost never wins...Modolo, Appollonio, Nizzolo...

All these got few wins already.

Colbrelli is yet to get his 1st pro win - having 11 Top 5 finishes this year alone..

 

[Waterloo Sunrise]

Load of mugs talking about a result sheet typo.