State of the forum 2024

[QueenStagiaire]

I‘m in a rather bored state right now. Skijumper Roglic Fans impeccable analyses are still keeping me entertained though

 

[topcat]

#FreeCovid
A couple of insignificant others (Yates and Sivakov) out with the dreaded C. Now neither of them were within an ass's roar of contesting the vuelta. Still, we've had an amphetamine level of bitching about their withdrawals.
It's unlikely that a top gc rider could win a grand tour with Covid. The end.

 

[Ilmaestro99]

#FreeCovid
A couple of insignificant others (Yates and Sivakov) out with the dreaded C. Now neither of them were within an ass's roar of contesting the vuelta. Still, we've had an amphetamine level of bitching about their withdrawals.
It's unlikely that a top gc rider could win a grand tour with Covid. The end.

Another asterisked win for Evenpoel, again he is only winning big race because of lack of opponents. Looking forward to debates between RedRick and Logic is your friend in the coming weeks

 

[topcat]

So the new drug in the peloton is causing burn out. Pog and Vinnie are suffering from chronic fatty gay. The giro heroes are shadows of their former selves. It's looking like one big peak and then fit for the scrap heap till next season.
Meanwhile the forum seems to be suffering from burnout also. Apart from a few season ticket holders, there's very little participation. The whinefest about Remco and Roglic is all that's keeping the forum ticking over. We've said goodbye to the members who come out of the woodwork for the Tour. They must plan their season for a massive post count during the Tour. They know they'll suffer from burnout after and all they're fit for is practising one liners in front of the mirror. See you next July.
I'm holding a bit in reserve myself and planning a monster peak for Lombardia (the old dog for the hard road).

 

[Scarponi]

Didn’t we have like 6 pages for a flat thread before the stage even started hehe

 

[RedheadDane]

Definitely some people who were on... something in today's stage thread.

 

[noob]

I am coming to the conclusion that the Rogla thread are maybe not on acid but on too much viagra.

 

[RedheadDane]

I am coming to the conclusion that the Rogla thread are maybe not on acid but on too much viagra.

To say nothing about the "Coffee and Small Danish" thread.

 

[noob]

To say nothing about the "Coffee and Small Danish" thread.

Yeah that kinda spread from there. Or did it spread to your thread from the Rogla thread?

 

[RedheadDane]

Yeah that kinda spread from there. Or did it spread to your thread from the Rogla thread?

Dunno, not much in the Rogla thread.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

After today's stage there will be all kinds of suspicious activity going on in the Rogla and Remco threads.

 

[sir fly]

The deflategate made plenty blown.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I think it's clear that some posters have been drinking more than water on the rest day. I for one had tea leaves as well.

 

[sir fly]

I think it's clear that some posters have been drinking more than water on the rest day. I for one had tea leaves as well.

Poppy?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Poppy?

Not in my tea, but I did have a bread roll which might have had poppy seeds on it.

 

[sir fly]

Not in my tea, but I did have a bread roll which might have had poppy seeds on it.

Neither a small Danish nor a coffee...

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Neither a small Danish nor a coffee...

I did eat a bread roll next to a small Dane, but not the one who's active on here.

 

[sir fly]

I did eat a bread roll next to a small Dane, but not the one who's active on here.

Coffee bean-size?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Coffee bean-size?

Neither my uncle's wife or the bread roll is that size, but we did also drink coffee.

 

[sir fly]

Neither my uncle's wife or the bread roll is that size, but we did also drink coffee.

Auntte...

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Auntte...

I've never called her that.

 

[sir fly]

I've never called her that.

Rather an occasion than her.

 

[RedheadDane]

I think it's clear that some posters have been drinking more than water on the rest day. I for one had tea leaves as well.

Of course I had more than water!

 

[Tricycle Rider]

Not in my tea, but I did have a bread roll which might have had poppy seeds on it.

Mandatory Seinfeld reference - hope you won't test positive for opium!

The whole episode was actually pretty great. Poppy seed, lo-flow shower heads...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYzuQr7YVYg

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Mandatory Seinfeld reference - hope you won't test positive for opium!

The whole episode was actually pretty great. Poppy seed, lo-flow shower heads...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYzuQr7YVYg

I did actually consider making a reference to that exact episode myself.