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WonderLance

WonderLance

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Reciently someone told me about this great new english speeking team called team sky

having looked into them I can honestly say i think they are the third best team every to bicycle. Not only do they all speek english and are therfore clean honest and able to wear black socks without looking like the forgot bits of their cycling outfits but they have shown a real commitment to developing young tallent and now as a result have the best grand tour contender currently riding a grad tour right now Bradlie Wiggains. Personally i think he looks like a man who was born on a bicycle, so gracefull and smooth is his climbing style. Not only that but he brings a new level of class and sofistication to cycling with his hair, clothes and make up.

When team sky they started as a team they showed lots of respect to the sport of proffeshonal sycling by learning from what others do and didn't bost or show off at all. they talked the walk and walked the talk as they say. Now because of this they are starting to get really big resukts in major races such as the tour da france which Im sure they will win next year because they are so tallented and plan this kind of stuff ahead of time.

So I have created this thread for peoepl who like me are not haters of team sky and can appreciate excellence where ever it rides. Post away!


P.s. Did I mention they race for rainforests! How cool are they!
 
Cobblestones

Cobblestones

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WonderLance said:
Reciently someone told me about this great new english speeking team called team sky

having looked into them I can honestly say i think they are the third best team every to bicycle. Not only do they all speek english and are therfore clean honest and able to wear black socks without looking like the forgot bits of their cycling outfits but they have shown a real commitment to developing young tallent and now as a result have the best grand tour contender currently riding a grad tour right now Bradlie Wiggains. Personally i think he looks like a man who was born on a bicycle, so gracefull and smooth is his climbing style. Not only that but he brings a new level of class and sofistication to cycling with his hair, clothes and make up.

When team sky they started as a team they showed lots of respect to the sport of proffeshonal sycling by learning from what others do and didn't bost or show off at all. they talked the walk and walked the talk as they say. Now because of this they are starting to get really big resukts in major races such as the tour da france which Im sure they will win next year because they are so tallented and plan this kind of stuff ahead of time.

So I have created this thread for peoepl who like me are not haters of team sky and can appreciate excellence where ever it rides. Post away!


P.s. Did I mention they race for rainforests! How cool are they!
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But do they hate cancer enough?
 
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ianfra

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WonderLance said:
Reciently someone told me about this great new english speeking team called team sky

having looked into them I can honestly say i think they are the third best team every to bicycle. Not only do they all speek english and are therfore clean honest and able to wear black socks without looking like the forgot bits of their cycling outfits but they have shown a real commitment to developing young tallent and now as a result have the best grand tour contender currently riding a grad tour right now Bradlie Wiggains. Personally i think he looks like a man who was born on a bicycle, so gracefull and smooth is his climbing style. Not only that but he brings a new level of class and sofistication to cycling with his hair, clothes and make up.

When team sky they started as a team they showed lots of respect to the sport of proffeshonal sycling by learning from what others do and didn't bost or show off at all. they talked the walk and walked the talk as they say. Now because of this they are starting to get really big resukts in major races such as the tour da france which Im sure they will win next year because they are so tallented and plan this kind of stuff ahead of time.

So I have created this thread for peoepl who like me are not haters of team sky and can appreciate excellence where ever it rides. Post away!


P.s. Did I mention they race for rainforests! How cool are they!
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Is this for real? Not very proffeshonal, eh? But a good laugh!
 
spanky wanderlust

spanky wanderlust

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WonderLance said:
Reciently someone told me about this great new english speeking team called team sky

having looked into them I can honestly say i think they are the third best team every to bicycle. Not only do they all speek english and are therfore clean honest and able to wear black socks without looking like the forgot bits of their cycling outfits but they have shown a real commitment to developing young tallent and now as a result have the best grand tour contender currently riding a grad tour right now Bradlie Wiggains. Personally i think he looks like a man who was born on a bicycle, so gracefull and smooth is his climbing style. Not only that but he brings a new level of class and sofistication to cycling with his hair, clothes and make up.

When team sky they started as a team they showed lots of respect to the sport of proffeshonal sycling by learning from what others do and didn't bost or show off at all. they talked the walk and walked the talk as they say. Now because of this they are starting to get really big resukts in major races such as the tour da france which Im sure they will win next year because they are so tallented and plan this kind of stuff ahead of time.

So I have created this thread for peoepl who like me are not haters of team sky and can appreciate excellence where ever it rides. Post away!


P.s. Did I mention they race for rainforests! How cool are they!
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it's funny because it's true. :D
 
bicing

bicing

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on the contrary
i beg to differ

this thread is lame
wonderlance is not the same
he's out of form

heard from a friend of a friend of mine
that he stopped smokin' while he posted
and this is negatively affecting his performance

please urge wonderlance to light back up his budddddddd
 
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Mambo95

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Libertine Seguros said:
Surely Sky can only be 4th best? US Postal/Discovery, Astana and Radioshack must all surely be above?
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No love for Motorola? They were actually likeable.
 
Winterfold

Winterfold

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WL needs a new Lance, if there is nothing to satirise, then satire cant work. Sky do too good a job of satirising themselves.

When the Hog gets his hands on Schleck Jnr I hope we will see a return to hookers of awesomeness and cocaine of excellence comedy genius.
 
ElChingon

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Race Radio said:
Threads like this are childish.

We all know Team Porkskins is #1!
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I thought that word was put into the ban filter by the Mods :p

Its still a tough call between the two and the other super team deal isn't done yet!
 
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rata de sentina

Jul 28, 2009
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Moose McKnuckles said:
Like Lance, Wiggins has suffered through adversity. .
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Yeah, I heard he had a pretty tough childhood, his poor mum had to buy soap by the tonne to wash his little potty mouth out.

WonderLance always had a lot offer those who took themselves too seriously and their acolytes.
 
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ggusta

Jul 26, 2009
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rata de sentina said:
Yeah, I heard he had a pretty tough childhood, his poor mum had to buy soap by the tonne to wash his little potty mouth out.

WonderLance always had a lot offer those who took themselves too seriously and their acolytes.
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black socks, high cadence, 500 tests and never passed one or something like that.
 
oldcrank

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Not sure if Wiggo can walk on water or feed his 5000* followers
with two fish, but yesterday he turned The Shark into The
Flounder with a look and a wave.
(actually he has 179,613 followers on twitter)
 
WonderLance

WonderLance

Aug 16, 2009
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Hahahah! Suck my raging love of excellence haters!

Wiggans has left of where The One left off. By adopting His superior training and preperation as well as extreme weight loss methods (I'm reliablaly enformed that Wiggens has had a ball removed at the end of the 2011 season) Braddels has turned himself into LANCE 2.0! (TM).

I'm sure we can all agree that this has happend just as I predicted.
 
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