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[Anderis]

Now, since the April Fool's Day is over, shouldn't a proper title thread be restored so that people are not unnecessarily confused by it?

 

[SHAD0W93]

Now, since the April Fool's Day is over, shouldn't a proper title thread be restored so that people are not unnecessarily confused by it?

Lies? What hearsay is this?

 

[MTV]

If JV Harper does good on Monday ITT it is possible that the team JV will work for him. And keep Roglič safe and warm.

 

[Andy262]

Haha, you changed the header title for one of the greatest threads since the one on Women's Tennis Forum about Aravane Rezai travelling to the Australian Open by caravan.

I should warn you that one gets resurrected every year without fail...

 

[SHAD0W93]

Rujano has been spotted training for this up coming Giro. Rumors are he will race by himself. Interviews with experts Savio and Ryo confirm this is the best shape the 39 year old has been in. His motivation comes from watching Valverde still compete and his recent win.



We can't let the thread off the first page!

 

[BlueRoads]

Rujano has been spotted training for this up coming Giro. Rumors are he will race by himself. Interviews with experts Savio and Ryo confirm this is the best shape the 39 year old has been in. His motivation comes from watching Valverde still compete and his recent win.



We can't let the thread off the first page!

It was a smart move by toby to rename this thread again. It's been going down since then. Nobody wants to be called lying when all you do is seeing the deeper truth.

 

[SHAD0W93]

It was a smart move by toby to rename this thread again. It's been going down since then. Nobody wants to be called lying when all you do is seeing the deeper truth.

Not is everyone blessed with the all seeing eye.

 

[MTV]

"Super ITT from JV Harper - only 10 s away from Pogačar."
Well, this statement would be nice for "Move along - nothing to see here", but it is not a lie. So I can't post it here.

 

[Brumdog66]

Excellent display from Pogacar today in his role as a domestique for Mcnulty

 

[SafeBet]

Hermans with an incredible effort from the break. Holds off the peloton and gets Intermarche first win of the season. Astana the only winless WT team!

 

[MTV]

UCI is preparing new rule: every team will be allowed additional team member only for non-littering purpuses. (S)he will be resposable for collecting all bidons, wrapings, bad bananas,... from other members of the team in time of race and will present them to race jury to be counted at the end of the race/stage. The fastest will earn 3 seconds for each of the other team members. If an item is missing, team will have to delegate another team member for this duty.
For test period of time this rule is valid for all Fameous NO race today events.

 

[MTV]

The first idea was that one of existing team members should be doing that and they tested in secret on the last stage of PN with JV.
Yes, it is not an easy task to pick up 2 bad bananas.

 

[MTV]

There was also an idea that each bidon should have Micro Sim card to be traced. Fans could remove it, others could be found.
But no fun in that for the jury, right?

 

[johnymax]

Michael Schär should be disqualified for allowing the peloton to ride on whatever surface that was, on the last descent in yestarday's stage. What was he thinking?

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Textbook leadout from Bora Hansgrohe in Scheldeprijs today. Cooked the opposition clean off their wheels with Ackermann.

 

[Publiuszam]

The important question being how pumped up was Libertine during scheldeprijs
And do we have threads for the great profile?

https://www.tourofturkey.org.tr/content/images/%402021/Yukseklik-Haritasi/yukseklik-yeni.png

 

[sir fly]

Tropela in the break!

 

[MTV]

Tropela in the break!

Still? What a long long race....

 

[RedheadDane]

Still? What a long long race....

Obviously... race organisers forgot to make the finish line...

 

[Pinot's goat]

Why are DSM taking so long to decide Bardet and Hindley's grand tour schedule, surely it's counter productive to decide so close to the Giro?

 

[SHAD0W93]

Why are DSM taking so long to decide Bardet and Hindley's grand tour schedule, surely it's counter productive to decide so close to the Giro?

They're waiting for the right moment to announce they'll race all 3 GTs and split 1st and 2nd between the two. Causing the clinic to increase in popularity.

 

[SHAD0W93]

Even crazier, the hilly classics are around the corner and no one is talking about 6 star favorite Roman Kreuziger with best finishes being 1st in Amstel, 4th FW and LBL showing he has the tenacity to go the destiny. Further he is in such good shape he doesn't even need his team to be invited to take part. He gains automatic invitation, with or without his team. Look to him to be attacking all throughout the races with a signature spring borrowed from past greats Gilbert, Cunego, Moreno, Rodriguez, Valverde, and Gerrans. Thus establishing as the rider to beat the 6 who are "unbeatable".
The prophecy has spoken, be prepared for something spectacular. Or WVA winning Amstel, Alaphilippe FW, and Alaphilippe LBL but that'd be boring.

 

[ice&fire]

Even crazier, the hilly classics are around the corner and no one is talking about 6 star favorite Roman Kreuziger with best finishes being 1st in Amstel, 4th FW and LBL showing he has the tenacity to go the destiny. Further he is in such good shape he doesn't even need his team to be invited to take part. He gains automatic invitation, with or without his team. Look to him to be attacking all throughout the races with a signature spring borrowed from past greats Gilbert, Cunego, Moreno, Rodriguez, Valverde, and Gerrans. Thus establishing as the rider to beat the 6 who are "unbeatable".
The prophecy has spoken, be prepared for something spectacular. Or WVA winning Amstel, Alaphilippe FW, and Alaphilippe LBL but that'd be boring.

Alaphilippe trying to do in LBL what Sagan has done in MSR can't be that boring

 

[Ricco']

Even crazier, the hilly classics are around the corner and no one is talking about 6 star favorite Roman Kreuziger with best finishes being 1st in Amstel, 4th FW and LBL showing he has the tenacity to go the destiny. Further he is in such good shape he doesn't even need his team to be invited to take part. He gains automatic invitation, with or without his team. Look to him to be attacking all throughout the races with a signature spring borrowed from past greats Gilbert, Cunego, Moreno, Rodriguez, Valverde, and Gerrans. Thus establishing as the rider to beat the 6 who are "unbeatable".
The prophecy has spoken, be prepared for something spectacular. Or WVA winning Amstel, Alaphilippe FW, and Alaphilippe LBL but that'd be boring.

He doesn't have a chance in Amstel.

Gasparotto won in 2012 and 2016. So, as we are again in a Olympic Year, Amstel is his race to lose.

 

[gregrowlerson]

The only place where Alaphalippe is boring is in the chamber of lies.