The importance of crunk length.

[Caruut]

Some crunk.

I would therefore like to open a discussion regarding the importance of crunk length. While crunk can be tolerable at a party while under the influence of alcohol, it can quickly become tiresome.

My anecdotal research has shown that while crunk is usually listened to about 170s-175s at a time, 100s of crunk at a time is actually the ideal length. I call listening to less crunk at higher volumes in this manner "PowerCrunk".

In summary, I think that shorter crunk does several things for the listener.

1. Shorter crunk reduces the likelihood that you will become sexist due to listening to it.
2. Although this goes completely against conventional wisdom, shorter, louder crunk can reduce ear stress.

If possible I would like to open an actual discussion of this issue based on facts and data rather than bias and opinion.

 

[Ripper]

Some crunk.

I would therefore like to open a discussion regarding the importance of crunk length. While crunk can be tolerable at a party while under the influence of alcohol, it can quickly become tiresome.

My anecdotal research has shown that while crunk is usually listened to about 170s-175s at a time, 100s of crunk at a time is actually the ideal length. I call listening to less crunk at higher volumes in this manner "PowerCrunk".

In summary, I think that shorter crunk does several things for the listener.

1. Shorter crunk reduces the likelihood that you will become sexist due to listening to it.
2. Although this goes completely against conventional wisdom, shorter, louder crunk can reduce ear stress.

If possible I would like to open an actual discussion of this issue based on facts and data rather than bias and opinion.

Good one

 

[ElChingon]

700cc crunk is the best as the world is totally compliant with it and you can divide it to satisfy those 170 _ 180 snobs and have some for yourself.

 

[hughmoore]

Ive moved over to MTB, however a recent crash may have been a result of incorrect amount of crunk, still investigating though, nothing yet proven.



Hugh

 

[ElChingon]

Ive moved over to MTB, however a recent crash may have been a result of incorrect amount of crunk, still investigating though, nothing yet proven.



Hugh

No, you have it all wrong MTB and Crunk don't mix.

There's scientific proof where at least 107.8 % of MTB'ers crashed with any percentage of Crunk. Whereas 1.8 % of roadies did not crash with crunk soaked riding.

 

[bassplayer88]

Some crunk.


My anecdotal research has shown that while crunk is usually listened to about 170s-175s at a time, 100s of crunk at a time is actually the ideal length. I call listening to less crunk at higher volumes in this manner "PowerCrunk".

In summary, I think that shorter crunk does several things for the listener.

1. Shorter crunk reduces the likelihood that you will become sexist due to listening to it.
2. Although this goes completely against conventional wisdom, shorter, louder crunk can reduce ear stress.

If possible I would like to open an actual discussion of this issue based on facts and data rather than bias and opinion.

Unfortunately my data gathering book has been mislaid but I would happen to agree with you based on anecdotal and experiential evidence. Crunk is the lowest form of party music (excluding glitch stem (length here is more personal)) but IMO most powerful when used in short bursts alternating with other more cerebral [sic] forms of party music.

Sexism results show only minor changes but with a strong inverse correlation between listerners IQ and degree of misogeny post crunk.

What ever the outcome of this investigation the whistle posse will allways hope that we keep spinning...

 

[veganrob]

No, you have it all wrong MTB and Crunk don't mix.

There's scientific proof where at least 107.8 % of MTB'ers crashed with any percentage of Crunk. Whereas 1.8 % of roadies did not crash with crunk soaked riding.

What. link please.

 

[fatsprintking]

I have been in the studio with some of the national level ravers that I have been working with and my initial research shows that crunk as short as 60 might actually be the ideal and certainly has benifits in allowing my number one guy to get really low in certain moves due to better fatigue management.

 

[Zam_Olyas]

mary j blige says
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znlFu_lemsU

Let's get it crunk, we gonna' have fun
Up on in this dancery
We got ya open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hateration, holleratin'
In this dancery
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me

Come on everybody get on up
Cause you know we gots to get it crunk
Mary J. is in the spot tonight
As I'mma make it feel alright (Make it feel alright)
Come on baby just party with me
Let loose and set your body free
Leave your situations at the door
So when you step inside jump on the floor

 

[Fetisoff]

I've heard that there are recreational performance enhancing drugs that significantly increase the length of crunk listened, especially when mixed with alcohol. These do however cause a significant increase in the crash rate, especially in the morning.

 

[Datboysha]

Lil' Jon's gruppo (Crunkmaster)

Forget the crunk length and start drinking crunk juice. I also heard Lil' Jon is coming out with a new groupset for 2012 called "Crunkmaster" and I would recommend the platinum plated 172.5 mm crunk with 24 karat embezzled diamonds. Crazy bling...."Yaaaeeeehhhh, Wwwwwwwhat"!?

Some crunk.

I would therefore like to open a discussion regarding the importance of crunk length. While crunk can be tolerable at a party while under the influence of alcohol, it can quickly become tiresome.

My anecdotal research has shown that while crunk is usually listened to about 170s-175s at a time, 100s of crunk at a time is actually the ideal length. I call listening to less crunk at higher volumes in this manner "PowerCrunk".

In summary, I think that shorter crunk does several things for the listener.

1. Shorter crunk reduces the likelihood that you will become sexist due to listening to it.
2. Although this goes completely against conventional wisdom, shorter, louder crunk can reduce ear stress.

If possible I would like to open an actual discussion of this issue based on facts and data rather than bias and opinion.

 

[Parrulo]

that link brings me so many good memories from Need for Speed undergound 1.

nice thread, had me wondering what was the ever going crank length discussion doing on the cafe for a while