The Mechanic's Basic Breakfast

[Tricycle Rider]

Besides the usual beer and smokes we also appreciate a couple of scrambled eggs and a bagel (with lots of butter), plus lots of wonderful coffee.

And then also lots of water, because once in a while we need to hydrate.

 

[JackRabbitSlims]

i am a person who tries hard to avoid any animal products as a source of food

1 X large cup of strong black coffee.....sometimes 2

1 X bowl of porridge cooked in the following way :-
1/2 cup whole grain oats (organic if i can find them)
1/2 cup rice milk
1/2 cup water
pinch of cinnamon
pinch of nutmeg
one whole banana sliced up
handful of walnuts
1/2 cup blueberries
salt to flavour

slowly bring to the boil in a small saucepan
simmer until oats have softened
eat

 

[Stingray34]

Whatever it is, sounds better than an Aussie farmers' breakfast: a glass of water and a s**t.

 

[King Boonen]

Porridge.