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The Seinfeld thread

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"Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge."
 
usedtobefast said:
"newman..."

Jerry Seinfeld: Hold it, Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
Newman: I love broccoli, its good for you.
Jerry Seinfeld: Really? Then maybe you'd like to have a piece?
Newman: Gladly.
Newman: Vile weed!
 
May 6, 2009
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"I hate rental cars. Nothing ever works: the window doesn't work, the radio doesn't work... and it smells like a cheap hooker."
 
Mar 19, 2009
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"Jerry, .. I don't know sometimes"

That actress was probably the hottest from the pool of Jerry's girls. Who was that?
 
Mar 18, 2009
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RDV4ROUBAIX said:
"Jerry, .. I don't know sometimes"

That actress was probably the hottest from the pool of Jerry's girls. Who was that?

Who? You are a real fan!!!
 
Mar 19, 2009
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SOUP NAZI!

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