The Seinfeld thread

[franciep10]

This is probably my favorite tv show ever. I was thinking we could come here to discuss our favorite episodes and to post videos. I'll get it started with the contest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woB8Kvk0M0w&feature=related

 

[BroDeal]

"To have a line as perfect as 'jerk store' and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself."

 

[mihaibu]

"Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge."

 

[usedtobefast]

"newman..."

 

[Oldman]

"newman..."

"jerry...."

 

[BroDeal]

"newman..."

Jerry Seinfeld: Hold it, Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
Newman: I love broccoli, its good for you.
Jerry Seinfeld: Really? Then maybe you'd like to have a piece?
Newman: Gladly.
Newman: Vile weed!

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

"The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli"

 

[craig1985]

"I hate rental cars. Nothing ever works: the window doesn't work, the radio doesn't work... and it smells like a cheap hooker."

 

[TRDean]

"George is getting mad"!!

 

[franciep10]

These pretzels are making me thirsty

 

[Anonymous]

Elaine... "maybe the dingo ate your baby" and the episode where there's a shortage of her favorite birth control led to the infamous "are you sponge worthy?"

A great highlight clip;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKsUlf20DF0

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

"Kruger, my son tells me your company stinks!"

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

"Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum!"

 

[ImmaculateKadence]

George: "It's just common sense; everybody knows you gotta keep the worlds apart."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPG3YMcSvzo

Elaine: Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell."
(followed by the dance)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0

 

[TRDean]

"Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum!"

"Its go time"

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

"Its go time"

"you think you're better than me?"

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

"If you're going to live in a deli, I'm going to treat you like a piece of meat!"

 

[TRDean]

"A George divided against itself, cannot stand"

 

[TRDean]

"It's not a lie, if you believe it" George

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

"Jerry, .. I don't know sometimes"

That actress was probably the hottest from the pool of Jerry's girls. Who was that?

 

[TRDean]

"Jerry, .. I don't know sometimes"

That actress was probably the hottest from the pool of Jerry's girls. Who was that?

Who? You are a real fan!!!

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

SOUP NAZI!

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

".. but I don't wanna be a Pirate!"

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0qm0KUPeD8

 

[Oldman]

"Are you master of your domain?"