Musing the other day on being Scottish, (I know I need to get out more but the weather is often crap) I was thinking about how many things my little country or people who were born there had contributed to the world of science, engineering and the development of humanity in general. As we have only produced a small handful of truly world class riders and can't boast any high profile races, it got me thinking about how many of our inventions were essential to the development of cycling as an activity and as a professional sport.
So putting aside contributions such as the deep fried mars bar and pizza (sports nutrition) and our ability to start a fight in an empty room (any internet forum), I thought I’d set a FRIENDLY challenge to see if you could come up with stuff your country had invented or discovered and which are now a central part of our great sport. If any of my English friends get involved in gratuitous insults about us being well balanced people (i.e. a chip on both shoulders) I’ll just have to throw my bagpipes out of my pram!
Fundamental stuff
The Pedal Bicycle!
Tubular steel
Macadamised roads
Pneumatic tyres
Wire rope – used on all those cables! (my favourite Scottish joke:Copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny)
Medical - Quite a few things here. Some with obvious downsides as well as positives!
Antiseptics
Anaesthetics
MRI & Ultrasound scanners
Hypodermic needles!
Vacuum flasks
Refrigerators
Media Coverage
Colour photography
The television!
The telephone
Fax machines (ok getting a bit old school)
Universall standard time - ( so our Antipodean friends can get up at the right time to watch the racing)
General
Continuous electric light (i'm not using my turbo in the dark)
Cash credit and retail banking (all those team sponsors!)
Motor insurance - (french TV crews, take note.)
Finger printing (has it been used yet in a doping investigation?!)
Whisky - not exactly a PED but great for emergency thawing of extremities after a freezing winter ride.
So putting aside contributions such as the deep fried mars bar and pizza (sports nutrition) and our ability to start a fight in an empty room (any internet forum), I thought I’d set a FRIENDLY challenge to see if you could come up with stuff your country had invented or discovered and which are now a central part of our great sport. If any of my English friends get involved in gratuitous insults about us being well balanced people (i.e. a chip on both shoulders) I’ll just have to throw my bagpipes out of my pram!
Fundamental stuff
The Pedal Bicycle!
Tubular steel
Macadamised roads
Pneumatic tyres
Wire rope – used on all those cables! (my favourite Scottish joke:Copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny)
Medical - Quite a few things here. Some with obvious downsides as well as positives!
Antiseptics
Anaesthetics
MRI & Ultrasound scanners
Hypodermic needles!
Vacuum flasks
Refrigerators
Media Coverage
Colour photography
The television!
The telephone
Fax machines (ok getting a bit old school)
Universall standard time - ( so our Antipodean friends can get up at the right time to watch the racing)
General
Continuous electric light (i'm not using my turbo in the dark)
Cash credit and retail banking (all those team sponsors!)
Motor insurance - (french TV crews, take note.)
Finger printing (has it been used yet in a doping investigation?!)
Whisky - not exactly a PED but great for emergency thawing of extremities after a freezing winter ride.