- You're a pro-cyclist riding on a Pro Tour team.
- You know the sport has a tainted past, present and possibly future.
- You know you have never touched drugs.
- You know that all it takes is an A-sample non-negative as "proof" of cheating.
I repeat, you absolutely know that YOU NEVER TOUCHED DRUGS...
...BUT
...WADA (or your national governing body) contacts you that you have tested positive for a banned substance in your A-sample.
...then
...WADA (---) contacts you that you have tested positive for a banned substance in your B-sample.
Again, you are 100% certain, that you never took drugs, and never would ever knowingly take drugs.
But, your A and B samples suggest otherwise.
Hence, you are guilty, you are fired from your team, you are given a two year suspension immediately.
So, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
The thoughts going through my head are:
First instinct - The lab must have fcuked up. Bad call, as we know this excuse cannot prove innocence. BUT - it is a plausible possible explanation...
Second instinct - My team doped me without knowing. Bad call, Omerta hates this one. BUT - it is a plausible, possible explanation...
Third instinct - You unkowningly ingested the drug from a tainted supplement. Bad call, cyclists are not stoopid, they should read all labels carefully. BUT - it is a plausible, possible explanation...
Final instinct - Total conspiracy theory. You are the scapegoat. Bad call tho, makes you look crazy... BUT - it is a plausible, possible explanation...
The first three instinctual (is that a word?) responses have all been used in cycling and, as can be seen by the Zirbel threads, does not wash with the true cycling fans... BUT, EVEN IF IT IS THE SMALLEST PROBABILITY IMAGINABLE, ALL THOSE FIRST THREE RESPONSES ARE A SLIGHTLY POSSIBLE, PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION OF WHAT HAPPENNED, BECOZ YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART OF HEARTS YOU DID NOT DOPE!!!!
There must be a reasonable explanation for your positive test if you know you are clean!!!
Some would say I'm an ignorant fan, because I really do trust these guys when they claim there innocence, yet time and time again I am dissappointed when after a month or so from their B result, they confess...
But everytime a rider I kinda like tests positive, and I see them play dumb, I think to myself, what would I do if I tested positive, but I was absolutely sure I did not dope!!
What would you guys/girls do?
It's a scary thought really. It's like you actually saw an alien, but when you try to tell people, they think you're crazy.
Please help me understand what a SANE person would do to prove they were innocent when in fact the 'science' says they are not, and nobody believes your word against the science... You are literally stuck between a rock and a hard place (okay, metaphorically, not literally)
Thanks all...
I especially want to hear from those who regularly post in the Clinic as these will be the most interesting responses for me to read.
- You know the sport has a tainted past, present and possibly future.
- You know you have never touched drugs.
- You know that all it takes is an A-sample non-negative as "proof" of cheating.
I repeat, you absolutely know that YOU NEVER TOUCHED DRUGS...
...BUT
...WADA (or your national governing body) contacts you that you have tested positive for a banned substance in your A-sample.
...then
...WADA (---) contacts you that you have tested positive for a banned substance in your B-sample.
Again, you are 100% certain, that you never took drugs, and never would ever knowingly take drugs.
But, your A and B samples suggest otherwise.
Hence, you are guilty, you are fired from your team, you are given a two year suspension immediately.
So, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
The thoughts going through my head are:
First instinct - The lab must have fcuked up. Bad call, as we know this excuse cannot prove innocence. BUT - it is a plausible possible explanation...
Second instinct - My team doped me without knowing. Bad call, Omerta hates this one. BUT - it is a plausible, possible explanation...
Third instinct - You unkowningly ingested the drug from a tainted supplement. Bad call, cyclists are not stoopid, they should read all labels carefully. BUT - it is a plausible, possible explanation...
Final instinct - Total conspiracy theory. You are the scapegoat. Bad call tho, makes you look crazy... BUT - it is a plausible, possible explanation...
The first three instinctual (is that a word?) responses have all been used in cycling and, as can be seen by the Zirbel threads, does not wash with the true cycling fans... BUT, EVEN IF IT IS THE SMALLEST PROBABILITY IMAGINABLE, ALL THOSE FIRST THREE RESPONSES ARE A SLIGHTLY POSSIBLE, PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION OF WHAT HAPPENNED, BECOZ YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART OF HEARTS YOU DID NOT DOPE!!!!
There must be a reasonable explanation for your positive test if you know you are clean!!!
Some would say I'm an ignorant fan, because I really do trust these guys when they claim there innocence, yet time and time again I am dissappointed when after a month or so from their B result, they confess...
But everytime a rider I kinda like tests positive, and I see them play dumb, I think to myself, what would I do if I tested positive, but I was absolutely sure I did not dope!!
What would you guys/girls do?
It's a scary thought really. It's like you actually saw an alien, but when you try to tell people, they think you're crazy.
Please help me understand what a SANE person would do to prove they were innocent when in fact the 'science' says they are not, and nobody believes your word against the science... You are literally stuck between a rock and a hard place (okay, metaphorically, not literally)
Thanks all...
I especially want to hear from those who regularly post in the Clinic as these will be the most interesting responses for me to read.