Which World Tour team are you?

Answer these questions and I will tell you which UCI World Tour team you are. You can mark the answers by colouring or bolding them.

1 What's your favourite colour?

a) Blue
b) Red
c) Something shiny
d) I hate colours, but if necessary I choose black

2 What's your motto in life?

a) Easy come, easy go
b) *** happens
c) You only live once
d) Jesus will save us

3 And your tactical approach?

a) Attack!
b) Stay calm and wait for the opportunity
c) Chaos
d) I have a specific tactical masterplan for every situation

4 If you could revive a rider from the past, who would it be?
a) Merckx
b) Jalabert
c) Pantani
d) Cancellara

5 How do you feel about money?
a) Love it!
b) I don't care about money, I want to be famous!
c) As long as I can ride my bike I'm happy. My 15,000 Euro Specialized machine that is, custom painted.
d) Rich people are miserable

6 What's your next holiday destination?
a) I don't do holidays, I'm a work-a-holic
b) Some place with lots of sand... I love sand
c) Belgian waffles, fried chips, Tintin... you know that stuff
d) I have always dreamed of America

7 If you could do something adventurous, new and wild, what would it be?
a) I'd cycle around the world! With a tandem, with Margot Robbie right in front of me.
b) I've never been sky diving.
c) I would make a film – of myself, naked on the Eiffel Tower, sipping Heineken
d) I'd read a book.

8 How would you describe your childhood?
a) We were poor but happy.
b) I've been a bit spoiled.
c) I hardly remember, time flew by so quickly.
d) I was a very quiet kid, nobody even noticed me until I finished school best of my year.

9 Do you like underdogs?

a) Of course. Everybody does.
b) Losers, you mean?
c) I don't care as long as they have a fancy hairdo.
d) I only like cats.

10 One last question: What do you tell people why you watch cycling?
a) I don't have anything better to do. Okay, to avoid talking to my wife.
b) I love the pursuit of perfection, the scenery, Jasper Philipsen's butt, in short: the beauty of it all.
c) To be able to show off my knowledge on the cyclingnews forum
d) I am a racer myself and always enjoy learning from the best.
 
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Did you come up with this yourself, or are you stealing from somewhere?

Right, I'll give it a go!

1. Of those, I'm going with "a".

2. Eeeeh... "c".

3. "d"

4. "c", coz the others are still alive, so they won't need any reviving.

5. "d"

6. "a", except, I do holidays, I just don't do the travel bit.

7. "b", except I have, actually, been skydiving (tandem jump)

8. "c"

9. "a"

10. "a", but I don't have a wife, or a husband.
 
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1 What's your favourite colour?
a) Blue

2 What's your motto in life?
c) You only live once

3 And your tactical approach?
c) Chaos

4 If you could revive a rider from the past, who would it be?
c) Pantani

5 How do you feel about money?
b) I don't care about money, I want to be famous!

6 What's your next holiday destination?
d) I have always dreamed of America

7 If you could do something adventurous, new and wild, what would it be?
a) I'd cycle around the world! With a tandem, with Margot Robbie right in front of me.

8 How would you describe your childhood?
b) I've been a bit spoiled.

9 Do you like underdogs?
a) Of course. Everybody does.

10 One last question: What do you tell people why you watch cycling?
b) I love the pursuit of perfection, the scenery, Jasper Philipsen's butt, in short: the beauty of it all.
 
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1C
2C
3C
4A
5D
6 None! I go nowhere but to the mountains for a holiday, preferably Slovenia or Slovakia
7A
8B
9A
10B (I don't know anything about Philipsens butt, not even his face, but Rogla face and Vingegaard skin, and Almeida puppy eyes and voice lol. Oh and Alaphillipe weasle movements. And Mas pain face. Dear Lord this list could be way longer. I do find Roglič exceptionally beautiful though. Like a medieval prince lol.
 
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1C
2C
3C
4A
5D
6 None! I go nowhere but to the mountains for a holiday, preferably Slovenia or Slovakia
7A
8B
9A
10B (I don't know anything about Philipsens butt, not even his face, but Rogla face and Vingegaard skin, and Almeida puppy eyes and voice lol. Oh and Alaphillipe weasle movements. And Mas pain face. Dear Lord this list could be way longer. I do find Roglič exceptionally beautiful though. Like a medieval prince lol.
Philipsen's butt was a joke by Tricycle. ;)
 
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1 yellow
2 what goes around comes around
3 when everybody expect - that's the moment
4 Henri Vanlerberghe
5 money makes the world go round
6 spa
7 start a pork roastery business in Tehran
8 I'm born adult
9 in China they eat dogs
10 best for a nap
 
Anyone interested in telling others which team(s) they are?
I'll start. I'm mostly FDJ (55%), with a bit of DQ (35%) and EF (10%) thrown in.

Apparently that means I need to learn French...
It wasn't really necessary for you to reveal your result; we already knew you were FdJ, and I wouldn't put it past BR to have given you the same result, no matter how you've answered the questions ;)
 
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I'd be pretty low on that "Frenchness Ranking", though.
If you learn French or change your name, you could be moving up the list.

But I think you need a different questionnaire to determine which FdJ rider you are.

Do you like to wear glasses in your everyday life?
a) Yes
b) I have a love/hate relationship with them
c) God, no!
d) I have perfect vision

Who's the GOAT?
a) Eddy Merckx
b) Bernard Hinault
c) Fausto Coppi
d) Kim

Are you best friends with one of your colleagues?
a) Yes, and I would carry this person every day of the week
b) Yes, and it's the strongest person I know
c) No
d) Animals are my only real friends

Descending or climbing?
a) Descending
b) Climbing
c) Give me a little bit of both
d) Which of my bikes will I be using?

Do you enjoy a bit of drama?
a) Yes, always. It is in my blood
b) No
c) I'm a big fan of comedy

You're in a race, and there's 10 km left. What do you do?
a) Attack, attack, attack!
b) I suck wheels for the next 9.8 km
c) I try to get my captain into a good position, but then I lose him inside the final kilometer
d) My work is already done by then, so I can take a nice breather

Would you be capable of hijacking a bus in order to get to Luxembourg in time?
a) Yes
b) Yes, but I would be nice enough to let people off at their preferred stops, before I used it for my own purposes
c) No
d) I wouldn't need a bus, cause if I'm not already there, I know every possible short cut
 
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Do you like to wear glasses in your everyday life?
a) Yes - well, I don't like to, I have to; my vision is horrible... I still like being able to see, though.

Who's the GOAT?
d) Kim - had to be the literal goat, of course.

Are you best friends with one of your colleagues?
c) No

Descending or climbing?
c) Give me a little bit of both

Do you enjoy a bit of drama?
b) No

You're in a race, and there's 10 km left. What do you do?
d) My work is already done by then, so I can take a nice breather

Would you be capable of hijacking a bus in order to get to Luxembourg in time?
c) No
 
Do you like to wear glasses in your everyday life?
a) Yes - well, I don't like to, I have to; my vision is horrible... I still like being able to see, though.

Who's the GOAT?
d) Kim - had to be the literal goat, of course.

Are you best friends with one of your colleagues?
c) No

Descending or climbing?
c) Give me a little bit of both

Do you enjoy a bit of drama?
b) No

You're in a race, and there's 10 km left. What do you do?
d) My work is already done by then, so I can take a nice breather

Would you be capable of hijacking a bus in order to get to Luxembourg in time?
c) No
I have some follow up questions

Do any of your names sound English?
If there's a picture of you hanging at your work, are you smiling in it?
Do you have long hair, medium long hair, short hair or even shorter hair?
 
Do any of your names sound English? No, you could hardly find a name more Danish-sounding, though I guess my second name is actually French.
If there's a picture of you hanging at your work, are you smiling in it? There isn't
Do you have long hair, medium long hair, short hair or even shorter hair?
Medium long
 
Do any of your names sound English? No, you could hardly find a name more Danish-sounding, though I guess my second name is actually French.
If there's a picture of you hanging at your work, are you smiling in it? There isn't
Do you have long hair, medium long hair, short hair or even shorter hair? Medium long
If someone asked you to design a flag, would you only be using red and white or would you add a third colour?
 
1 What's your favourite colour?
a) Blue

2 What's your motto in life?
b) *** happens

3 And your tactical approach?
d) I have a specific tactical masterplan for every situation

4 If you could revive a rider from the past, who would it be?
a) Merckx

5 How do you feel about money?
a) Love it!

6 What's your next holiday destination?
a) I don't do holidays, I'm a work-a-holic

7 If you could do something adventurous, new and wild, what would it be?
c) I would make a film – of myself, naked on the Eiffel Tower, sipping Heineken


8 How would you describe your childhood?
c) I hardly remember, time flew by so quickly.

9 Do you like underdogs?
b) Losers, you mean?

10 One last question: What do you tell people why you watch cycling?
a) I don't have anything better to do. Okay, to avoid talking to my wife.
 
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1 What's your favourite colour?
a) Blue

2 What's your motto in life?
b) *** happens

3 And your tactical approach?
d) I have a specific tactical masterplan for every situation

4 If you could revive a rider from the past, who would it be?
a) Merckx

5 How do you feel about money?
a) Love it!

6 What's your next holiday destination?
a) I don't do holidays, I'm a work-a-holic

7 If you could do something adventurous, new and wild, what would it be?
c) I would make a film – of myself, naked on the Eiffel Tower, sipping Heineken


8 How would you describe your childhood?
c) I hardly remember, time flew by so quickly.

9 Do you like underdogs?
b) Losers, you mean?

10 One last question: What do you tell people why you watch cycling?
a) I don't have anything better to do. Okay, to avoid talking to my wife.
Wow, I will have to take a closer look tomorrow but at first sight I'd say 100% DQS... :tearsofjoy:
 
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