Who's the fool fooling the fools?

[Hotbrakes]

Luv the Onion.

AUSTIN, TX—Embattled seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong held a press conference this morning to sternly reiterate that during his career he passed every easy-to-mask, ineffective doping test he was ever given. “Let me be entirely clear about this: I, like the hundreds of obviously juiced cyclists who also passed them, never failed one of those ****ty tests that you can basically learn how to beat by reading Internet message boards,” Armstrong said. “I repeat: Those tests—which were easily defeated by such simple means as, say, injecting a chemical masking agent, re-transfusing blood, or creating a urine sample out of toilet water and a drop of yellow food coloring—always said I was clean. And anyone who says otherwise is a slanderer.” Armstrong concluded the press conference by challenging his accusers, saying he would retake any of his previously defeated doping tests “anytime, anywhere.”

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/
Could not post a link to the page because it had a naughty word in it.

 

[Stelvio]

On the linking issue.. like a doping test that is not too hard to fix: http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/lance-armstrong-i-never-failed-one-except-maybe-once-or-twice,20612/

 

[nevada]

Looks tired and heavy.

 

[mewmewmew13]

The Onion always gets it right!

 

[Hotbrakes]

Love your work stelvio, especially your link fixing stuff.

I am going straight back college and asking for a refund on that computer course I did.