Worst Race Promo Ever

[Granville57]

Dubai Tour Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex5M-wlaecs


Epic

There's a new story beginning...

and I'm going to be writing it.

I'm ready to look at the future in the eyes,

ready to harness my own power,

until I can see the end of this desert,

amid the sand of this new world.

Glory will be mine.

I will become the champion of the new millennium. 😕

Every legend begins somewhere.

Mine begins here.

This is Dubai Tour.

Feel the most powerful race, and discover the most powerful place. 🙄

Did a 12-year-old write that? 😱

 

[manafana]

all great options in my view.

 

[straitjacker]

It's a story about depletion.

 

[The Hitch]

Good to see David isn't having trouble finding other writing roles in cycling besides sky

:
There's a new story beginning...

and I'm going to be writing it.

I'm ready to look at the future in the eyes,

ready to harness my own power,

until I can see the end of this desert,

amid the sand of this new world.

Glory will be mine.

I will become the champion of the new millennium.

Every legend begins somewhere.

Mine begins here.

This is Dubai Tour.

Feel the most powerful race, and discover the most powerful place.

Epic

 

[Eshnar]

title edited 🙄

 

[Granville57]

Things are heating up!

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/contest-win-a-trip-to-the-inaugural-dubai-tour
Contest: Win a trip to the inaugural Dubai Tour

Travel to one of the world’s most eagerly anticipated races...😱

To be in with a chance of winning this fantastic prize all you need to do is click through to our competition page and answer one easy question.

OK, without looking, any guesses as to what the easy question might be? 🙄

 

[ebandit]

quiz time

OK, without looking, any guesses as to what the easy question might be? 🙄

is the tour of dubai your favourite race?

all yes answers win a star prize

Mark L

 

[Granville57]

is the tour of dubai your favourite race?

It is now. Did you hear? CN just doubled the size of the finish-line crowds!

The contest winner and one guest will be flown to Dubai and put up at RCS’s expense for five nights (February 4-8) and be handed a VIP pass for the event...

 

[ebandit]

that's my lucky number

It is now. Did you hear? CN just doubled the size of the finish-line crowds!

do you really think that there will now be 2 fans at the finish?

Mark L

 

[Boardslide]

I don't mind watching the finish every day for an all expenses paid 5 day trip