Your favourite cyclingnews alliteration

[Christian]

From "Petrov powers to win" to "Chicchi kicks hardest" or "Sörensen terrific on Terminillo" - cyclingews alliterations are always a blast.

Which one is your favourite?

 

[issoisso]

http://autobus.cyclingnews.com/road/2006/tour06/?id=results/tour067

4 years on, it still makes me groan

 

[theyoungest]

"Boom blasts to victory" and anything based upon the common mispronunciation of Lars Boom's name in English. It rhymes with "dome", not "room".

 

[Zerak-Tul]

'Porte Pretty in Pink' for full points?

 

[orange_lycra]

"Nas blitz nets nada"

http://autobus.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2004/may04/may27news

 

[Jukebox]

If only Boonen could win a pair of TTs we could get:

Tornado Tom Takes Two Time Trials

 

[Zerak-Tul]

If only Boonen could win a pair of TTs we could get:

Tornado Tom Takes Two Time Trials

Or TTTs?

Tornado Tom's Team Takes Twin Team Time Trials!
/asplodes

 

[issoisso]

I dream of the day Vande Velde wins a stage ahead of Voeckler

Vande Velde Victorious Versus Very Versatile Voeckler

 

[RedheadDane]

I'm surprised they haven't mentioned a Spartacus speedup yet...

 

[Christian]

I dream of the day Vande Velde wins a stage ahead of Voeckler

Vande Velde Victorious Versus Very Versatile Voeckler

Or when Vande Velde & Ricardo van der Velde make a Garmin 1-2!

 

[Fester]

Not aliteration, but the "Men in black put an end to Vino rosé" was just about the worse headline I ever read.

How about:

"Cyclingnews.com fights for honours against the best of the British tabloids."

 

[ImmaculateKadence]

"Slovak Sagan's success continues in California"

I love these headlines...

 

[RedheadDane]

One day they should make a TT to Tourmalet. Then we'd get

Terrifying Time Trial to the Top of Tourmalet!

Or... what about a stage with strong win won by Wiggins?

Wiggins Wins With Wild Wind...

 

[ImmaculateKadence]

I'd like to see Valverde and Vande Velde finish 1-2 in the GC at the Vuelta.

"Vande Velde Victorious over Valverde at Vuelta."

 

[killswitch]

Terrifying Team Time Trial by Team Type 1 to the Top of Tourmalet!

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[RedheadDane]

Yeah! that's even better! (Now ASO needs to do two things; give team type 1 a wildcard and make a TTT to Tourmalet!)

Hmm... too bad Barredo decided to give up in the breakaway, otherwise we could've had

Barredo Beats Big Bear!

Just found an actual one...

Saxo banks on Schleck, Cancellara in California

In fact it's two...

 

[Christian]

Not an alliteration but still great:

"Tschopp-ing spree: Bbox rider takes the stage"

 

[mr. tibbs]

http://autobus.cyclingnews.com/road/2006/tour06/?id=results/tour067

4 years on, it still makes me groan

This. Hands down. I love that you haven't been able to shake it from your head and it sprang to mind immediately! Oh lol, stuff like this is the real reason I'm on this forum. Somebody give issoisso an award.

Excerpted from the link, for you non-clickers (and pinkified for posterity):

"T-Mobile Team morph to T-Rex in the TT"

Thank you, CN and issoisso. Now I will turn of the computer and begin to drink.

 

[rxgqgxnyfz]

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/d-day-approaching-for-dean

That is all.
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