Paris - Roubaix 2024, one day monument, April 7

[Lequack]

Please let Pedersen beat Phillipsen for second. Pretty please.

Not going to happen, Philipsen has not been in the wind for one second.

 

[fbjim]

After ruining the Giro, it appears that Adam Hansen has ruined Paris Roubaix. What next for this Australian fraud's reign of terror?

 

[Sciatic]

The poll should have been for who would finish second

 

[Red Rick]

Philipsen flicking elbow after 0.3 seconds of pulling is the most Philipsen thing ever.

 

[iBanesto]

i bet he doesn't even watch this sh*t

I bet does even watch this sh*t

 

[Didinho]

Don’t think Philipsen wanted to go solo. Let Pedersen go harder and suck wheels again.

 

[fbjim]

I forgot why everyone hated Phillipsen so I have decided that he in fact Owns.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

At this point, I'm hoping for camera shots of the police arresting the crazy hat lady.

 

[Tim Cahill]

Don't pull with this joker Mads come on

 

[Devil's Elbow]

He's literally been sucking their wheel for a good 50km though, and he got all of 10 meters

I mean, if you're podiuming Roubaix twice in a row while also being the best sprinter in the world, you're hardly some mug who is being elevated by Van der Poel, which is what the post I was replying to made it sound like...

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I hope he does a Bjørn Dæhlie and rides backwards across the line (easier done on skis, of course).

 

[TourOfSardinia]

How many hours have you watched Pog's or MVdP's
backside this year?

 

[Leinster]

He has wheelsucked those 2 for over 50 km

It’s literally his job today.

 

[iBanesto]

At this point, I'm hoping for camera shots of the police arresting the crazy hat lady.

100%.

It is clear her intent was to cause harm.

 

[fbjim]

is everyone really so bored that they're asking why Jasper Phillipsen simply does not drop everyone

 

[Rechtschreibfehler]

So this is going to be the fastest edition ever, and the winner rode 20% of the time on his own.

 

[Danskebjerge]

When people are talking about a hat, you know it’s been an uneventful race.

 

[Red Rick]

I mean, if you're podiuming Roubaix twice in a row while also being the best sprinter in the world, you're hardly some mug who is being elevated by Van der Poel, which is what the post I was replying to made it sound like...

Nah it just shows how much it helps if you draft all Roubaix long and all the rest has to do work in the finale.

There's a reason Philipsen doesn't even start in De Ronde

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Phillipsen is a strong rider, to be sure, but right now he's maybe a 90/100 with MvdP whereas he'd be maybe 80/100 without.

 

[Ilmaestro99]

Any chance van der poel takes a wrong turn and takes 3 minutes to realize??

 

[Zoetemelk-fan]

Vermeersch should be handed a Grand Prix de Combativitée when he enters the velodrome.

 

[Netserk]

So this is going to be the fastest edition ever, and the winner rode 20% of the time on his own.

Fastest ever.
Longest solo in 30 years.
Biggest winning margin in 22 years.

 

[Tim Cahill]

 

[iBanesto]

I hope he does a Bjørn Dæhlie and rides backwards across the line (easier done on skis, of course).

Old school reference.

 

[Devil's Elbow]

Nah it just shows how much it helps if you draft all Roubaix long and all the rest has to do work in the finale.

There's a reason Philipsen doesn't even start in De Ronde

Don't remember him drafting all Roubaix long last year...