Paris - Roubaix 2024, one day monument, April 7

[Tim Cahill]

I had a not unsubstantial sum of money on Kung each-way at 50/1, I feel like I've been punched in the stomach.

 

[Sciatic]

This makes Wout’s flat last year seem even more unfortunate: at least MVDP might have been somewhat vulnerable then. Not anymore.

 

[Andy262]

Please let Pedersen beat Phillipsen for second. Pretty please.

 

[Unchained]

Gotta be cheaper and easier to just have an event to present MvdP with the big rock trophy and skip all the going through the motions
Pollit talking with Soler about how to suck wheel and the life out of the 2 guys in front of you!! If UAE gets something it will be a merry Christmas weekend for the organization.

Video of crazy hat lady apparently trying to crash MvdP:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1776976547687104727

View: https://twitter.com/lucasaganronald/status/1776976547687104727

It was a dirty diaper

 

[iBanesto]

It's insane how every Roubaix commentators will tell the story of "Hinault hated the race, raced it once and won it" then you check the actual stats and he raced it 5 times, including after he won

And he hit a dog too...

 

[repre]

Van Aert obviously.

i bet he doesn't even watch this sh*t

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

Why are people trying to force people to like women cycling? Just should earn that and not always backing on the men to help their audience.

So, the You Have To Watch Women's Sports Police visited your house too...

Hey, let me speak for everyone, when I tell you that you don't have to watch a single second of women's cycling, and nobody will give a f**k.

 

[Lequack]

Please let Pedersen beat Phillipsen for second. Pretty please.

Not going to happen, Philipsen has not been in the wind for one second.

 

[fbjim]

After ruining the Giro, it appears that Adam Hansen has ruined Paris Roubaix. What next for this Australian fraud's reign of terror?

 

[Sciatic]

The poll should have been for who would finish second

 

[iBanesto]

i bet he doesn't even watch this sh*t

I bet does even watch this sh*t

 

[Didinho]

Don’t think Philipsen wanted to go solo. Let Pedersen go harder and suck wheels again.

 

[fbjim]

I forgot why everyone hated Phillipsen so I have decided that he in fact Owns.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

At this point, I'm hoping for camera shots of the police arresting the crazy hat lady.

 

[Tim Cahill]

Don't pull with this joker Mads come on

 

[Devil's Elbow]

He's literally been sucking their wheel for a good 50km though, and he got all of 10 meters

I mean, if you're podiuming Roubaix twice in a row while also being the best sprinter in the world, you're hardly some mug who is being elevated by Van der Poel, which is what the post I was replying to made it sound like...

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I hope he does a Bjørn Dæhlie and rides backwards across the line (easier done on skis, of course).

 

[TourOfSardinia]

How many hours have you watched Pog's or MVdP's
backside this year?

 

[Leinster]

He has wheelsucked those 2 for over 50 km

It’s literally his job today.

 

[iBanesto]

At this point, I'm hoping for camera shots of the police arresting the crazy hat lady.

100%.

It is clear her intent was to cause harm.

 

[fbjim]

is everyone really so bored that they're asking why Jasper Phillipsen simply does not drop everyone

 

[Rechtschreibfehler]

So this is going to be the fastest edition ever, and the winner rode 20% of the time on his own.

 

[Danskebjerge]

When people are talking about a hat, you know it’s been an uneventful race.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Phillipsen is a strong rider, to be sure, but right now he's maybe a 90/100 with MvdP whereas he'd be maybe 80/100 without.

 

[Ilmaestro99]

Any chance van der poel takes a wrong turn and takes 3 minutes to realize??