Paris - Roubaix 2024, one day monument, April 7

[Peyroteo94]

Almost 48 km/h.

 

[Zoetemelk-fan]

Philipsen with tons of confidence.

 

[Red Rick]

Lmao Philipsen can't do anything if he can't suckwheel within 20s

 

[fbjim]

I've ran my stats and this race is not over. No Dutchman has ever won a Paris-Roubaix featuring a chicane. It remains to be seen whether Van der Poel can beat the feared "curse of the chicane" in 2024.

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

Okay, missed it but don't think I missed much.

Brief description: It sucked

 

[jono]

How many will finish inside time cut off? Over/under 50?

 

[TourOfSardinia]

May be he'll go the wrong way round the velodrome.

 

[iBanesto]

What was the point of that move Philipsen?!

You're the fastest.

 

[Devil's Elbow]

Phillipsen can't even drop those 2. His palmares is so great due to MVP

And by 'those 2', you mean the former world champion and reigning winner of Gent-Wevelgem, and the guy who's finished second here before and was third at Ronde last week...

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

Largest winning margin for ages + fastest race ever?

2024 BABY!!

 

[Ricco']

2'50 is enough to try to pick a cobble from the ground on the next sector to do the victory celebration with it.

 

[repre]

What was the point of that move Philipsen?!

You're the fastest.

who cares at this point

 

[Red Rick]

It's insane how every Roubaix commentators will tell the story of "Hinault hated the race, raced it once and won it" then you check the actual stats and he raced it 5 times, including after he won

 

[Peyroteo94]

And by 'those 2', you mean the former world champion and reigning winner of Gent-Wevelgem, and the guy who's finished second here before and was third at Ronde last week...

He has wheelsucked those 2 for over 50 km

 

[fbjim]

And by 'those 2', you mean the former world champion and reigning winner of Gent-Wevelgem, and the guy who's finished second here before and was third at Ronde last week...

I think we can all agree that Phillipsen was very poor today and contributed nothing to the win.

 

[iBanesto]

who cares at this point

Van Aert obviously.

 

[Savant12]

He better not lift up his bike at the finish again.

 

[Tim Cahill]

I had a not unsubstantial sum of money on Kung each-way at 50/1, I feel like I've been punched in the stomach.

 

[Sciatic]

This makes Wout’s flat last year seem even more unfortunate: at least MVDP might have been somewhat vulnerable then. Not anymore.

 

[Andy262]

Please let Pedersen beat Phillipsen for second. Pretty please.

 

[Unchained]

Gotta be cheaper and easier to just have an event to present MvdP with the big rock trophy and skip all the going through the motions
Pollit talking with Soler about how to suck wheel and the life out of the 2 guys in front of you!! If UAE gets something it will be a merry Christmas weekend for the organization.

Video of crazy hat lady apparently trying to crash MvdP:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1776976547687104727

View: https://twitter.com/lucasaganronald/status/1776976547687104727

It was a dirty diaper

 

[iBanesto]

It's insane how every Roubaix commentators will tell the story of "Hinault hated the race, raced it once and won it" then you check the actual stats and he raced it 5 times, including after he won

And he hit a dog too...

 

[repre]

Van Aert obviously.

i bet he doesn't even watch this sh*t

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

Why are people trying to force people to like women cycling? Just should earn that and not always backing on the men to help their audience.

So, the You Have To Watch Women's Sports Police visited your house too...

Hey, let me speak for everyone, when I tell you that you don't have to watch a single second of women's cycling, and nobody will give a f**k.

 

[Red Rick]

And by 'those 2', you mean the former world champion and reigning winner of Gent-Wevelgem, and the guy who's finished second here before and was third at Ronde last week...

He's literally been sucking their wheel for a good 50km though, and he got all of 10 meters