Unless you were like me and got drunk and passed out while bowling with some oddly dressed gents in the mountains only to awake 20 days later, you probably already know that now almost two weeks ago, Jon "Bones" Jones got a 15-month suspension for his latest failed PEDs control.
USADA's statement said Jones bore “some degree of fault” for the banned product he tested positive for, but “the violation was not intended nor could it have enhanced” his performance. If 15 months seems lenient for a second offence, in the most part that's because Jones' legal representatives had negotiated a 30-month reduction in his sentence even before arbitration began in return for “delivery of substantial assistance” of information on another fighter's doping.
So a potential 48-months (the maximum possible short of a lifetime ban) became 18 months because Jones groused on another fighter. And the 'unintentional' nature of his offence got 18 reduced to 15.
The suspension began retroactively, as most do, and Bones is eligible to fight again on the 28th of this month. And DW is frothing at the mouth to get Jones in the ring with Brock Lesnar (whose PEDs suspension also has expired).
Nothing about this makes sense. Turinabol is an old, extremely powerful and highly-detectable AAS. Taking it without a proved 100% effective plan of masking or adulteration would be monumentally stupid. Then again, it's not like Jones hasn't repeatedly proved himself capable of the monumentally stupid.
I was curious if Turinabol was even widely available any more, and if so, how expensive it was. So I inquired to some acquaintances who are hard-core bodybuilders and weight lifters (I also should have asked if it could be masked but failed to). And they directed me to a website they buy some of their black market steroids from. It's openly on the Internet, not the "dark web," and its web servers (and email servers) are located in Panama (according to
GeoTool). The trick is, you have to pay in crypto-currency, after which their anonymous agent posts the drugs to you.
On this website, Turinabol goes for about two Euro per gram. A more commonplace medical-grade AAS, like Testosterone Cypionate, which is commonly used in legitimate male hormone replacement therapy, is only 12 Euro cents per gram, 6 cents on the Euro of Turinabol's cost.
So how stupid would the manufacturer of Jones' supplements had to have been to waste such an expensive PED in an inadvertently-contaminated product? Not to mention the potential blowback from customers who, like Jones, test positive on account of their supposedly steroid-free supplements.
Unless they did it deliberately and it is marketed as just that.
I am convinced there are (or at least have been) supplement manufacturers in Brazil that made contaminated supplements to order specifically for the benefit of athletes who had failed a PEDs control and needed a scapegoat. But Brazil (like Spain) is the Twilight Zone of PEDs enforcement. Presuming Jones sourced his supplements from the USA, I would expect that such a supplement company would get shut down in short order by USADA and the American police for repeat violations.
On the other hand, if there's a profit to be made, there is someone who will take the risk.
Daniel Cormier, who now holds both the HW and LHW belts in the UFC (the only other dual champion was Connor McGreggor) states that he will never fight Jones again. Which begs the question, what happens if/when Jones becomes the #1 contender?