Recent content by AttaqueDeRolland

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    Jonas Vingegaard: Something is Rotten

    Again, you're very clearly trying to frame Vingegaard's emergence as something Froomesque, and that's just not at all in line with reality. I'll say it again: Either you're new to this sport, you don't follow it very closely, or you're being purposely disingenuous. There were 34 neopros on the...
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    Jonas Vingegaard: Something is Rotten

    Three possibilities here: You're new to cycling. You just don't actually follow cycling very closely. You're being purposely disingenuous. Already at 20, he showed that he was an oustanding climbing talent, beating Egan Bernal on a mountain time-trial in Sibiu Tour. Bernal was already then...
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    Tadej Pogacar and Mauro Giannetti

    Insecurity and greedy entitlement seem to be deeply ingrained in UAE as a team. The way that his domestiques sometimes look like they're in utter disbelief when another team tries to take the front from them, those situations are where the greedy entitlement really shines through, like when...
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    Is UAE Over the Top?

    We haven't talked enough about how ridiculous Narváez has become since moving to Gianetti and Matxin's magic team. He's basically climbing like he's a top-10 climber in the world at this point. Not even 12 months ago, he couldn't follow Pablo Castrillo and Max Poole.
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    Tadej Pogacar and Mauro Giannetti

    2026 will be the year where Pogi doesn't leave the saddle yet somehow wins mass sprints. Ridiculous. Can't wait for this utterly shameless cheat to eventually get caught by karma.
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    Tadej Pogacar and Mauro Giannetti

    There's just something visually upsetting about watching Vingegaard stand up on the pedals and make a ridiculously forceful acceleration, which Pogi just easily follows while completely seated. The amount of torque needed to generate that sort of power seated is something you'd expect from...
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    State of the Peloton 2025

    66 now after a dominant Isaac del Toro display. Their last three non-TT wins should tell you everything you need to know about this team: Isaac del Toro wins with a 33-kilometer solo break. Tim Wellens wins with a 43-kilometer solo break. Tadej Pogačar wins with an 11-kilometer solo break...
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    State of the Peloton 2025

    65 wins now for UAE with Wellens chipping in. This train has no breaks. This kind of completely unhinged, shameless, brazen greed is completely in line with their title sponsor. If they were handed a solid gold medal, they would ask for it to also be gold-plated, because gold in and of its own...
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    Tour de France Tour de France 2025 Stage 10: Ennezat – Le Mont-Dore (165.3k)

    More absolute nonsense. Vingegaard smashed anyone not named Pogi yesterday. That's all we need to know. You can keep looking for ridiculous things like his downstroke and respiration, but the fact is that he's by far the best rider not named Tadej Pogačar. You questioned if he could get a podium...
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    Tadej Pogacar and Mauro Giannetti

    All I have to say is that we're witnessing historic levels of absolutely shameless greed.
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    Tadej Pogacar and Mauro Giannetti

    Cheating is in line with being the greatest cyclist in history.
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    Tadej Pogacar and Mauro Giannetti

    All of the above being completely and utterly irrelevant to the notion that Pogi is the, by miles and miles, most laughably obvious cheater since Riccardo Riccò? FACT.
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    Tadej Pogacar and Mauro Giannetti

    This sport is dead.
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    Tour de France Tour de France 2025 Stage 10: Ennezat – Le Mont-Dore (165.3k)

    This is absolute, next-level nonsense and just screams "American who pretends to understand cycling." 😂 Attacking over the top like that has won people Monuments. You can go and ask Bob Jungels about it. Vingegaard just didn't create the separation that he had hoped for. Vingegaard was also...
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    Tour de France Tour de France 2025 Stage 10: Ennezat – Le Mont-Dore (165.3k)

    This is a strong contender for the most nonsensical, clueless comment of the year. The fight for the win might very well be over by stages 18 and 19, but that doesn't change the notion that Vingegaard will still put minutes into Remco on both stages, just as he did on Valmeinier 1800, where...