One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.
The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped...
Well, he seems pretty hazy on who is clean and who is doping, so I think his powers of clairvoyance are limited at best. So by extension, how is he going to know who reads this bloody forum..........
Aye, that's grand! I will now be able to sleep soundly, knowing the Sky rider Vince McMahon......ops...... I mean Pat McQuaid has chosen to win this years Tour was tested by the AFLD, and the test results were tweaked by the UCI........