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The politically correct term is "Contapologists"

Additional USADA Sanctions against Lance Armstrong announced In addition to the USADA sanctions: Mr. Armstong may never shave his legs again. All yellow articles of clothing, including the mustard colored "Kiss the Cook" apron, must be surrendered. Must fly commercially in coach class...

When are the Twelve Apostles of the Clinic going to finish with jostling for position in the queue to kick Armstrong in the Ball and arguing amongst one another over who is more Anti-Lance in the ****ing contests over in the phalynx of Armstrong threads, and impart their sage wisdom in the...

In the future The year is 2032, a family gathers for a holiday dinner at the homestead, three generations scurrying about the house, the kitchen abuzz with activity, sweet aromas waft throughout....the doorbell chimes... "That must be Aunt Flo" said Richard. The activity in the kitchen...

And why is it, the older one is, the longer they are naked in the locker room?

She was able to produce a TUE in under 12 parsecs.....

Just to clarify, by frog you are referring to the amphibian and not the French, mais non? kthxbye

Turn your head and cough

That is the wookie that made the Kessel climb in under twelve parsecs.

He is 22 mate. He has enough hormones in his body to kill a man in his 50s.

I saw what you did there.;) /full credit to Urban Dictionary //cary on lads

It means he slipped it some alcohol with the intention of taking advantage of it later.

Phil-Bert v Valverde I reckon Gilbert could take Valverde riding a beach cruiser towing Bobke in a tag-a-long. AMIRITE? Carry on Lads.

This. Carry on Lads.

Phil: And so, poor La Floricita has turned the first pedal in Denial. Paul: Right you are Phil, as Mark Twain said, Denial aint just a river in Egypt. Phil: Indeed. Paul: In fact, the Egyptian civilization has depended on the river since ancient times. Most of the population and cities of...