Recent content by YellowSocks

No wonder why nobody applied for the UCI presidency. Who would want such a job? With all (t)his mess to clean up, Lappartient will end up being a lifetime president.

Is this really the new debate: is Seixas more doped than Pogacar? Anyway, Pogacar has opened a big door for other riders. If they don’t catch them, they won’t catch us either, so let's go. I still wonder why they go so far, why they don't care for a second about credibility*. Seixas is very...

Don't mind me, I'm just tidying up the forum.

New Word record in the marathon this morning. Everything is fine.

Barré cost me 553 points and so far scored zero. I don't see that kind of fail in your team. Well, apart from not having Seixas.

Among my expensive and concerning riders: my Visma recruits. Bruno Armirail: Apparently, Vingegaard has chosen him as his favourite babysitter. Not good. Louis Barré: knee injury, then illnesses. Could return to competition in May, they say. I was expecting a ‘Visma effect’ on these two, but not...

Same here. I found the Instagram version quite touching.

Let’s keep things friendly, please.

I'm with you on this. I feel robbed. @QuinnS_007, you know what you have to do.

Lovely people and delicious food, also. Edit. Riccitello got a full Comté. Lucky boy.

That's fine. You can have two desserts tonight. (A frank conversation can sometimes be useful).

@MatthewRiccitello @LeoBx05, come to my office straight away.

Really? That’s my name in the Game’s Weekly Bulletin? WOW. I secretly hoped it would appear one day, either by mistake or thanks to some rule – like a ‘lanterne rouge contest’ – that I wasn’t aware of. And now THIS IS IT!!! How do I get my prize? Is there a form to fill in somewhere?

Phew, that was a close call. First and second places on the podium, jerseys of every colour, four stage wins thanks to August. Well done, boys! I’d like to thank my family, who taught me to appreciate real cycling (level crossings, horses or goats galloping alongside the peloton, dubious...

Festina was a French team, and blond Virenque a contender for the Tour. When they want, they can. In fact, they’d better make a move before the kid has a real chance. He’s young, he could probably still be somebody in a new life-cycle. Otherwise... well, dozens of mutants? How much longer?