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GenericBoonenFan

GenericBoonenFan

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Samu Cuenca said:
If I ever decide to write a cycling inspired fantasy novel for kids (huge if), I'm gonna call it Sina Frei and the Invisible Umbrella.

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She took a page out of Matthew McConaughey Wolf of Wallstreet performance it seems
 
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GenericBoonenFan

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Right this happened a week or two ago during the Tour de Suisse.

I've been seeing this new girl and it was the first time I would sleep over at her place, she had a late remote meeting she had to call in for, so I was just chilling, laying in bed, watching some videos, scrolling this forum as one does.
At one point she calls out to say she's finished with the meeting and I join her in the bathroom to brush my teeth, she didn't take the full two minutes to clean hers (red flag, I know) and she went to the bed before me at which point she saw my laptop and the "Onley Fans thread" caught her eye. When I got into bed I could see something was wrong and I got an earful about how I'm browsing a NSFW-forum in her bed the first time I slept over. I took some calming down and a full tour of this forum to help her clear out the confusion.

For those wondering: we're still dating and going to the Belgian cycling museum next week!
 
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Didn't sleep last night for no reason. Spent the last waking hours this morning on this forum and listening to Wiggins and Brunyel. Suddenly just now I fell asleep dreaming I saw MvdP running up a steep forest hill with his German Shephard dog. Only the dog got too excited and suddenly I saw him bitten left and right. I watched in fear and din't cry for help as I was scared the dog would attack me instead. I went into my cabin and woke up.
I'm so glad I'm not (too) superstitious.
 
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tobydawq

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GenericBoonenFan said:
Right this happened a week or two ago during the Tour de Suisse.

I've been seeing this new girl and it was the first time I would sleep over at her place, she had a late remote meeting she had to call in for, so I was just chilling, laying in bed, watching some videos, scrolling this forum as one does.
At one point she calls out to say she's finished with the meeting and I join her in the bathroom to brush my teeth, she didn't take the full two minutes to clean hers (red flag, I know) and she went to the bed before me at which point she saw my laptop and the "Onley Fans thread" caught her eye. When I got into bed I could see something was wrong and I got an earful about how I'm browsing a NSFW-forum in her bed the first time I slept over. I took some calming down and a full tour of this forum to help her clear out the confusion.

For those wondering: we're still dating and going to the Belgian cycling museum next week!
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Haha, that's great!

Is it the museum in Oudenaarde?
 
tobydawq

tobydawq

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GenericBoonenFan said:
No in Roeselare, the one in Oudenaarde is more centered towards RVV whilst the one in Roeselare is more of a general cycling museum.
Last time with an ex-girlfriend I actually got to ride a penny farthing.
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Okay, I once dragged my girlfriend to the one in Oudenaarde. She claimed to have had a nice visit there, although the jury is still out on whether it was my brilliant company or seeing a bunch of old bikes (okay, there was a bit more to it than that) that made the visit nice ;)
 
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