Agents must pass exams!

[180mmCrank]

With reference to the CN artice

What questions would be on the exam?

Question 1.

One of your riders contacts you to tell he has just been informed he has tested positive for a banned substance. Should you:

A. Tell him to fess up and take what's comming
B. Tell him to scream he is innocent and set up a press conference every day for the next 6 months to explain why
C. Release a statement saying "They are all at it - what do you exect the TdF is a long way you know!"
D. Make a large doantion to the UCI
E. Blame it on the French

 

[Anonymous]

F. Apply to become a spanish citizen

 

[Straßenrennen]

G: Blame the witch hunting German media.

 

[Benotti69]

H. Blame it on his wife who demands so much sex from him that the abnormally high levels is her fault...

 

[Dr. Maserati]

A question for the exam:

Question 1.

Who's your Daddy?
a) Pierre Bordry.
b) Jeff Novitzky.
c) Pat McQuaid.
d) Bruno Genevois.


If you answered C - then congratulations on becoming a UCI cycling Agent.

 

[Elverde]

What a good idea, tests for agents. Now here is a better idea what about a test for UCI presidents?

 

[Hugh Januss]

Will they cover how to safely give a blood transfusion in a hotel room?

 

[scribe]

Most important question:

Are you prepared to pay your annual license fee ($$,$$$)?

 

[Cobblestones]

What a good idea, tests for agents. Now here is a better idea what about a test for UCI presidents?

There's probably only one requirement: having your head far enough up Hein's a$$.