Anagram game

[rxgqgxnyfz]

http://www.deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/

Alexandre Vinokourov's anagram name is VEXED OR IN AN OK VALOUR

Alberto Contador's anagram name is BRAT TO CANOODLER (that's just mean considering the condition of his brother)

Lance Armstrong's anagram name is STRONG-ARM CLEAN (this just in, HE IS CLEAN)

Andreas Kloeden's anagram name is SLEEK ON AND DEAR (so accurate it's scary)

 

[Libertine Seguros]

TRUEST MARX AUK

VEXATION ROD

AMAZER TO A SKILL

JEALOUS OR IN JUNGLE (wow, that's the best one!)

LOOK ON AS VAST VAGINA

 

[gazmercer]

Ivan Basso's anagram name is VIA AS SNOB

Joaquim Rodriguez's anagram name is QUIZ MAJOR OR GUIDE

Bradley Wiggins's anagram name is BAWDILY S******

 

[Bala Verde]

Roger De Vlaeminck's anagram name is MAVERICK OR LEGEND

win.

Robert Gesink's anagram name is STRONGER BIKE

Denis Menchov's anagram name is MESH, CONNIVED

Tony Rominger's anagram name is TINY OR ON GERM

Oscar Freire's anagram name is IF A SORCERER

Cadel Evans's anagram name is CLEAN SAVED

Lars Boom's anagram name is MORAL SOB

Johnny Hoogerland's anagram name is JOY! ON HER LONGHAND

Djamolidine Abdoujaparov's anagram name is JOVIAL, PARANOID, DEAD JUMBO

Laurent Jalabert's anagram name is ALERT ABLER JUNTA

Miguel Indurain's anagram name is I'M AN IDLE GURU IN

 

[Fourier]

Johan VanSummeren's anagram name is UNSHAVEN MAJOR MEN

Michael Rasmussen's anagram name is SHAMELESS CRANIUM

 

[The Hitch]

TRUEST MARX AUK

It kind of defeats the purpose when we can guess who the rider is without even looking at the Amagram

 

[Libertine Seguros]

It kind of defeats the purpose when we can guess who the rider is without even looking at the Amagram

don't tell me the last two weren't cool though.

 

[hrotha]

The accuracy of some of these is uncanny.

Fabian Cancellara: FARCICAL ANAL BEAN
Stijn Devolder: DRIVEN, OLD JEST
Tom Danielson: DOMINANT LOSE

 

[Siriuscat]

Hot love Smacker
Treks love Mocha
elves took charm
Evoke charm lots
Lack Homers vote
Cloaks the mover
Hookers clam vet

This is all the one Pro racer but I think this one sums him to a T

Others lack move - oops I mean Thomas Voeckler of course

 

[Granville57]

Do I score any backdated points for this, from the "Caption This" thread?

That's tough one. How about this: We climb up there and rearrange the letters.
Anagram time!

FLEE SPORT, CRY OUT
DOWN WITH HIS TREK. OWN UP!
SING! REFUGE? GENT

 

[Granville57]

If this is a team competition, my Garmin-Cervelo boys just may have an edge!

Previously noted by Fourier: Johan Van Summeren = Unshaven Major Men


Listed in order of awesomeness.
(Going by names, that is)


Gabriel Rasch = Garble as rich

Bret Lancaster = Banter Clatters

Murilo Fischer = Firm slouchier

Tyler Farrar = Rarer fly rat

Travis Meyer = Arm severity

Matt Wilson = Want to slim

Jack Bobridge = Big Joked Crab

Martijn Maaskant= Tanks, I’m a rant jam

David Zabriskie = A Dads Bike Vizir; Kid Size Diva Bar; Bad Saki Edvizir; Biz Kids Rave-Aid; Kid is Zebra Diva

Heinrich Haussler = Sir Rush Heel Chain

Thor Hushovd = Shhh! Do our TV!

Dan Martin = Darn it Man

Peter Stetina = Terse Patient

Michel Kreder = Mired Heckler

Roger Hammond = Hard Gem Moron

Daniel Lloyd = Only Idle Lad

David Millar = Dim Lad Rival

Sep Vanmarcke = Caveman Perks

Christophe Le Mével = The Evil Lech Romps!

Ramunas Navardauskas = Sum as an aardvark anus

Andrew Talansky = Sw@nky and Alert (supposed to be an "a". Word filter vicitm)

Tom Danielson = Dominant Lose

Andreas Klier = Darker Aliens

Cameron Meyer = Mercy or Enema

Tom Peterson = Monster Poet

Julian Dean = A Jailed Nun

Ryder Hesjedal = Sled Head Jerry (Now that one just might gain some traction!)

Christian Vande Velde = Cleverish and Deviant

 

[rxgqgxnyfz]

Radioshack's anagram name is A SICK HOARD

 

[Granville57]

Jonathan Vaughters gets his own special page.

Also listed in order of awesomeness.

Ha Ha! Just graven, not

John V Sugar-Teat? Nah

John Van Tear Gas Hut

Johan Vaughn At Rest

Have A Shot At Jgr Nun

Just at Haven Horgan

Trojan Shag-Hat Venu

Jan Harvest Hang Out

Joung Vant Heat Rash

Savannah Jethro Gut

Jonathan Shaver Gut

Jehovah Gunnar-Stat

Thant U Jas Hang-Over

Jan Vaughn Tear-Shot

Ta Ta, John Van Gusher

Jahn Goat Nut Shaver

Savage Truth, Johann

Navajo Rush At Ghent!

Joan “The Arts” Vaughn

 

[Fourier]

"Trojan Shag-Hat" is a winner, and "Mercy or Enema" is just awesome

 

[rxgqgxnyfz]

Jonathan Vaughters gets his own special page.

Savage Truth, Johann

Why can't i stop laughing

btw, you may want to try these (even if offtopic but these are just too awesome to omit):

William Jefferson Clinton
Hillary Rodham Clinton
United States Of America
Russian Federation
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

 

[Captain_Cavman]

A tory dustrag
darts a yogurt.

A dust gyrator
outdrags Arty.

Arty toad's rug.

Gutsy road art/Gay roast turd? You decide.

 

[rxgqgxnyfz]

Team Astana's anagram name is A TAME SATAN
Omega Pharma Lotto's anagram name is GAME, AMORAL HOTPOT
Htc Columbia's anagram name is CATHOLIC BUM
Saxo Bank's anagram name is AN ASK BOX
Garmin Cervelo's anagram name is MANIC GROVELER
Europcar's anagram name is UP OR RACE

 

[flyor64]

Ole Eddy B's got a killer too I think:

Edvald Boasson Hagen's anagram name is VAGABOND'S DENSE HALO

 

[Buffalo Soldier]

Jurgen Van den Broeck: JUNK, REVENGED ON CRAB

 

[rxgqgxnyfz]

Lampre ISD=PRIME LADS

This is just pure gold

 

[Michielveedeebee]

Pieter Vanspeybroeck PERCEPTIVE, SOBER YANK

 

[Captain_Cavman]

Garmin Cervelo => Creaming lover

 

[Granville57]

Oh, this one was just too easy:

Pat McQuaid = Quit, Madcap!

 

[Granville57]

Jacques Anquetil = Inject qua equals

Velodrome = More Loved

Le Tour de France = Fleet race round

Arc de Triomphe = Empathic order

Avenue des Champs-Élysées = Valued, messy cheapness

L'Avenue des Champs-Élysées = Heavy, clueless dampness

Amaury Sport Organization = I'm zany or arrogant utopias (alternate spelling)

Amaury Sport Organisation = I am an arsonist, O Purgatory!

Christian Prudhomme = Murder this champion

 

[Granville57]

Velocipede = Loved Piece