You could not be further from the truth. Sigh. Let me educate you.
Lars Peter is basically your drunk cousin copying MJ at a wedding trying to pick up. Not the good, arrogant type of dancer but rather the sad, self concious one who is dancing 'just for laughs'.
Bling on the other hand showed real class. Not the LMFAO garbage of, 'I can do the running man hence I'm a shuffler' but rather proper heel-toe, heel spin moves. Considering he is in cleats its a great effort. Anyway here are some proper shufflers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KwTyPVcJE Could you look them in the eyes and say, 'That's not dancing'?
The Melbourne Shuffle is a great Australian cultural export.