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Christmas Wish List

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
a sanction for Albertie.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
two subpoenas,
and a sanction for Albertie.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
three French leaks,
two subpoenas,
and a sanction for Albertie.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
four called teammates,
three French leaks,
two subpoenas,
and a sanction for Albertie.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
five drug rings…
four called teammates,
three French leaks,
two subpoenas,
and a sanction for Albertie.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
six perps a-praying,
five drug rings…
four called teammates,
three French leaks,
two subpoenas,
and a sanction for Albertie.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
seven titles dimming
six perps a-praying,
five drug rings…
four called teammates,
three French leaks,
two subpoenas,
and a sanction for Albertie.

On the eighth day day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
eight lawyers bilking
seven titles dimming
six perps a-praying,
five drug rings…
four called teammates,
three French leaks,
two subpoenas,
and a sanction for Albertie.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
nine forums dancing
eight lawyers bilking
seven titles dimming
six perps a-praying,
five drug rings…
four called teammates,
three French leaks,
two subpoenas,
and a sanction for Albertie.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent me:
ten counts a-reaping
nine forums dancing
eight lawyers bilking
seven titles dimming
six perps a-praying,
five drug rings…
four called teammates,
three French leaks,
two subpoenas,
and a sanction for Albertie.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
eleven pipers paying
ten counts a-reaping
nine forums dancing
eight lawyers bilking
seven titles dimming
six perps a-praying,
five drug rings…
four called teammates,
three French leaks,
two subpoenas,
and a sanction for Albertie.

On the twelfth day of Xmas, my true love sent to me:
Twelve jurors convicting
eleven pipers paying
ten counts a-reaping
nine forums dancing
eight lawyers bilking
seven titles dimming
six perps a-praying,
five drug rings…
four called teammates,
three French leaks,
two subpoenas,
and a sanction for Albertie.
 
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I'd like Peace, Health, Happiness and some XBox games. Maybe some beer and wine.

But whatever floats your boat. I think I'm getting the better deal.
 
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Merckx index said:
On the first day of Christmas...

You could at least be more original. :rolleyes:

Is it that time of year again, already? :p

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=11575
Granville57 said:
Anyone else have a wish list?
Here’s mine:

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
My true Floyd gave to me


Twelve Jurors Juring
Eleven Lawyers Lying
Ten Taunting Tweetings
Nine Riders Doping
Eight of Them Confessing
Seven Tours Pending
Six Soigneurs Swearing
FIVE GOLDEN JERSEYS...(or more)

Four Intrepid Feds
Three French Girls
Two Tons of Proof
And Novitsky to set the truth free!


Thank You, Santa.