Teams & Riders Coolest Names in the Peloton*

[rallybanana]

You can't win anything with cats!

While we're on the subject of cats....

In 2009 Oscar Gatto raced a couple of smaller Italian races against a Lithuanian rider named.......Tomas Mice

 

[RedheadDane]

While we're on the subject of cats....

In 2009 Oscar Gatto raced a couple of smaller Italian races against a Lithuanian rider named.......Tomas Mice

The only way it could have been better would have been if Daniele Ratto had also been involved.

 

[SafeBet]

The only way it could have been better would have been if Daniele Ratto had also been involved.

He wasn't but Gianluca Cavalli was.

 

[noob]

While Pog and Rog couldn't even win a race this week, Proc finished the job ahead of Skok in Slovenia today, whilst some other riders got a frog in Italy.

Skok is a waterfall in Tatra, Slovakia

 

[Anderis]

Skok means "a jump" in Slavic languages. Guess Anze Skok should be friends with Roglic.

 

[Izzyeviel]

I always forget about Team Farto

 

[RedheadDane]

Skok is a waterfall in Tatra, Slovakia

Skok means "a jump" in Slavic languages. Guess Anze Skok should be friends with Roglic.

Anze Skok clearly needs to go bungee jumping at the Skok waterfall in Slovakia.
(If there is a bungee jump platform.)

 

[rallybanana]

Anze Skok clearly needs to go bungee jumping at the Skok waterfall in Slovakia.
(If there is a bungee jump platform.)

Skok is also the Afrikaans word for shock.

So if Anze Skok went bungee jumping at the Skok waterfall in Slovakia he might get a big shock (especially if there is no bungee jump platform)

 

[noob]

You can walk and climb Skok but I would not recommend bungyjump https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipOPKGu4P25Z29-RY6A-cFzkAbM12_VGdN62baRt=s680-w680-h510

 

[lemon cheese cake]

You can walk and climb Skok but I would not recommend bungyjump https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipOPKGu4P25Z29-RY6A-cFzkAbM12_VGdN62baRt=s680-w680-h510

Maybe Skok can just do very small jumps from one place to another.

 

[Anderis]

Nicolas Debeaumarché

Nicolas Debeaumarché (born 1998-02-24 in Mâcon) is a professional road racing cyclist from France, currently riding for St Michel - Mavic - Auber93. His best results are winning a stage in Tour du Loir et Cher and 4th place in Route Adélie de Vitré.

www.procyclingstats.com

I feel like this man should sign with a certain WT team.

 

[Armchair cyclist]

Siebe De Weirdt
How many generations do you have to go back to find the ancestor who was so weird that it became the factor for which he was named?

 

[rallybanana]

This name sounds cooler if you put the surname first

FLOOR Sander

 

[Anderis]

Theodor Storm

Theodor Storm (born 2005-03-31) is a road racing cyclist from Denmark, active between 2021 and 2023.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[rallybanana]

Theodor Storm

Theodor Storm (born 2005-03-31) is a road racing cyclist from Denmark, active between 2021 and 2023.

www.procyclingstats.com

I guess he would have won junior Paris-Roubaix if the weather was more to his liking

 

[Anderis]

I guess he would have won junior Paris-Roubaix if the weather was more to his liking

If he needs a perfect storm to win, then I guess he will not be taking the pro peleton by storm in the future.

 

[RedheadDane]

If he needs a perfect storm to win, then I guess he will not be taking the pro peleton by storm in the future.

However, there might be some duels between him and this guy:

Storm Ingebrigtsen

Storm Ingebrigtsen (born 2005-02-17) is a road racing cyclist from Norway, active between 2022 and 2023.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[Armchair cyclist]

Andres is both liberated and emancipated.

 

[Anderis]

Tom Portsmouth

Tom Portsmouth (born 2001-12-19) is a professional road racing cyclist from Great Britain, currently riding for Bingoal WB Development Team. His best results are 10th place in stage Carpathian Couriers Race in memory of Wacław Felcz and 10th place in stage Giro di Sicilia.

www.procyclingstats.com

I think I've seen him together with Bilbao and Milan, but I don't recall where...

...oh, I know! On a map!

 

[rallybanana]

Tom Portsmouth

Tom Portsmouth (born 2001-12-19) is a professional road racing cyclist from Great Britain, currently riding for Bingoal WB Development Team. His best results are 10th place in stage Carpathian Couriers Race in memory of Wacław Felcz and 10th place in stage Giro di Sicilia.

www.procyclingstats.com

I think I've seen him together with Bilbao and Milan, but I don't recall where...

...oh, I know! On a map!

Fun fact: you can take a ferry from Portsmouth to Bilbao .... but NOT to Milan!

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Tom Portsmouth

Tom Portsmouth (born 2001-12-19) is a professional road racing cyclist from Great Britain, currently riding for Bingoal WB Development Team. His best results are 10th place in stage Carpathian Couriers Race in memory of Wacław Felcz and 10th place in stage Giro di Sicilia.

www.procyclingstats.com

I think I've seen him together with Bilbao and Milan, but I don't recall where...

...oh, I know! On a map!

Don't forget Antoine Berlin and Jhonatán Restrepo Valencia.

 

[RedheadDane]

Don't forget Antoine Berlin and Jhonatán Restrepo Valencia.

Or Carlos Verona, or Richard Carapaz Montenegro.

 

[timbermeister]

The 'Tashkent Terror' himself - Djamolidine Abdoujaparov.

 

[rallybanana]

Or Carlos Verona, or Richard Carapaz Montenegro.

Would probably work better if Carapaz's other surname was Podgorica

 

[rallybanana]

Ben Healy may not be another Benny Hill but what about this guy?

Benjamin Hill (procyclingstats.com)