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EPO's Theme Song

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lysten:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaSL7oKnUlU

reminds me of microdosing with that little extra kick :)

So, turn off the light 'cause it's night on the sun
You're hopelessly hopeless
I hope so, for you
Freeze your blood and then stab it into in two
Stab your blood into me and blend
I eat my own blood and get filled I get filled up;
I get filled up on me and end so turn off the light
'cause it's night on the sun you're hopelessly hopeless
I hope so, for you
 
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i'm a space cadet

just got done with a awesome soft/deadleaf/misty/root ridden mtb ride

after finding out my blood and cat scan tests were cancer free this morning.

in a very good mood :D
 
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tubularglue said:
i'm a space cadet

just got done with a awesome soft/deadleaf/misty/root ridden mtb ride

after finding out my blood and cat scan tests were cancer free this morning.

in a very good mood :D

congrats on being disease free! These fall mtb rides are the best, aren't they?!?!?
 
tubularglue said:
lysten:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaSL7oKnUlU

reminds me of microdosing with that little extra kick :)

So, turn off the light 'cause it's night on the sun
You're hopelessly hopeless
I hope so, for you
Freeze your blood and then stab it into in two
Stab your blood into me and blend
I eat my own blood and get filled I get filled up;
I get filled up on me and end so turn off the light
'cause it's night on the sun you're hopelessly hopeless
I hope so, for you

Modest Mouse... one of my fav groups.
 
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My take

I caught you knockin'
at my team bus door
I love you, Johan,
can I have some more
Ooh, ooh, the damage done.

I hit the Giro and
I lost my lead
I watched the needle
give me much more speed
Gone, gone, the damage done.

I sing the song
because I love the 'Tour
I know that some
of you don't he-mo-pure
cows-blood (Actovegin)
to keep from running out.

I've seen the needle
and the damage done
A little EPO for everyone
But every Postie's
like a settin' sun.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLAaFkSo9kM


sex pistols


Lie lie lie lie liar you lie
lie lie lie lie tell me why tell me why
Why d'you have to lie
should've realised that
you should've told the truth
should've realised
you know what I'll do

You're in suspension
you're a liar

How I wanna know know know know
I wanna know why you never look me
in the face
Broke a confidence just to please
your ego
Should've realised
you know what I know

You're in suspension
you're a liar

I know where you go everybody you know
I know everything that you do or say
So when you tell lies
I'll always be in your way
I'm nobody's fool
and I know all 'cos I know
what I know

you're in suspension
you're a liar you're a liar you're a liar
A lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie

Lie lie lie lie
Liar you lie lie lie lie lie
I think you're funny
you're funny ha ha

I don't need it don't need your blah blah
should've realised
I know what you are

you're in suspension
you're a liar you're a liar
you're a lie
 
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Google translate is horrid between danish and english (also cos there is a bit of slang and ands are always hard to translate). I have tried to clean it up a bit, but its not perfec, but all I got time for now :)

All those who ride bikes takes syringes
All their girlfriend are ****s
and it is because

EPO EPO
This makes the intermediate (times) good
shoot up here, shoot up there
as (long as) we can pedal more
It's cool with EPO
It makes (the) timetrial good
Under the (christmas)tree are ampoules for us

All people who pumps irons (note: you know bodybuilders)
Lifts heavy things and then it (is)
That they all take

EPO EPO
Growth hormones from a cow
EPO EPO
You never come second (alt: you'll never come second again)
anabolic stesolids(note:eek:r steroids im not exactly sure)
(makes) the biceps sits alright (note:it rhymes in danish :p)
Bjarne Riis took a syringe full of hash!

Drugs are for people who want to play
sports, it gives inhuman strength
And it is because
EPO EPO
Get the stamina for two
Run the Tour de France without hands
Physicians for the unfamiliar
Doping it makes us happy
We'll 'never flat (note:danish saying for running out of energy, eg having a flat)
Will you win, you (have to) cheat
This is (how) it (is)!

Want bigger muscles?
Then there's only one thing to do!
And that's to take
EPO EPO
We'll never again take it calm (note:aka always full speed)
More drugs, take a hit
Only EPO test creates fear
All the doctors they implore (note:not sure about this one)
And they get more needles
You say to me I'm a doper, I say LIIIAAAR.

ps. the song was released on an album 2000
 

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