FAO Australians...

[Roland Rat]

Nice representation of your nation's sports starts....

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/299819

 

[Spare Tyre]

Nice representation of your nation's sports starts....

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/299819

Yeah, we're a classy bunch.

I don't know why, but if you're looking for sleaze, drunkeness and stupidity, footballers never disappoint.

 

[Moondance]

Lolz

Although its not like sportpeople anywhere else are a significant improvement or anything.

 

[Archibald]

"rugby league"... nuff said...

 

[The Hitch]

Australia isnt so bad.

This is the current England football team. The 11 biggest sports stars in the land.

Goalkeeper - David James- alleged to have cheated on his wife. Opposes drug tests in football.

Right back - Glen Johnson- out of place. Together with James only player not to be caught. Yet

Centre Back - John Terry, cheated. Not just with anybody but with his teammates and close friends wife

Centre Back- Rio Ferdinand- cheated on his pregnant wife. "Forgot" to
attend several drug tests in 2004

Left Back - Ashley Cole - Mini tiger woods scandal. cheated on wife with at least 5 different women.

Central midfield- David Beckham - cheated on his wife with his PR.

Central Midfield- Frank Lampard - Put his wife and own children in a tiny flat, while spending the riches on Mansions, fast cars and parties for himself.

Central Midfield - Steven Gerrad - cheeted on his wife with a underaged girl. Beat a man to a pulp in a pub. Why? The man asked for the song playing to be changed

Striker - Andy Carrol- Over the last 2 years arrested on 3 seperate occasions for assault. As a condition of bail, forced to live in a friends house until case resumes. Only 21 years old.

Striker - Peter Crouch- cheated on his fiance with a prostitute.

Striker - Wayne rooney- Cheated on his pregnant wife with several prostitutes.



If i have time later, Ill do the substitutes and the coaching staff

 

[Archibald]

Left Back - Ashley Cole - Mini tiger woods scandal. cheated on wife with at least 5 different women.

wasn't there some kind of scandal involving him and a team mate with mobile phones up their dung-funnels?

 

[Roland Rat]

Australia isnt so bad.

This is the current England football team. The 11 biggest sports stars in the land.

Goalkeeper - David James- alleged to have cheated on his wife. Opposes drug tests in football.

Right back - Glen Johnson- out of place. Together with James only player not to be caught. Yet

Centre Back - John Terry, cheated. Not just with anybody but with his teammates and close friends wife

Centre Back- Rio Ferdinand- cheated on his pregnant wife. "Forgot" to
attend several drug tests in 2004

Left Back - Ashley Cole - Mini tiger woods scandal. cheated on wife with at least 5 different women.

Central midfield- David Beckham - cheated on his wife with his PR.

Central Midfield- Frank Lampard - Put his wife and own children in a tiny flat, while spending the riches on Mansions, fast cars and parties for himself.

Central Midfield - Steven Gerrad - cheeted on his wife with a underaged girl. Beat a man to a pulp in a pub. Why? The man asked for the song playing to be changed

Striker - Andy Carrol- Over the last 2 years arrested on 3 seperate occasions for assault. As a condition of bail, forced to live in a friends house until case resumes. Only 21 years old.

Striker - Peter Crouch- cheated on his fiance with a prostitute.

Striker - Wayne rooney- Cheated on his pregnant wife with several prostitutes.



If i have time later, Ill do the substitutes and the coaching staff

Ah yes, but they all cheated with humans.

Although Rooney's grandmother-hooker was borderline.

 

[The Hitch]

Ah yes, but they all cheated with humans.

Although Rooney's grandmother-hooker was borderline.

lol nice.

 

[fatandfast]

do any of you guys know where the movie Red Hill was filmed? It was ok. kind of like all of our Rodriguez/Tarentinno junk..slash crap

 

[Anonymous]

Nice representation of your nation's sports starts....

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/299819

To be fair to the guy he only "simulated" the act, he didnt actually do it.

 

[craig1985]

Welcome to last week Roland

 

[flyor64]

Nice representation of your nation's sports starts....

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/299819

This seems tame compared to some of the stuff one witnesses at a Rugby match. The Heiniken 7s in Amsterdam "on pitch, non-sport" escapades alone eclipse this...

Ah yes, but they all cheated with humans.

Although Rooney's grandmother-hooker was borderline.

Yes, that one was extremely difficult to understand...

 

[craig1985]

I guess that is what Rooney is into. I'm not one too judge.

 

[Archibald]

I guess that is what Rooney is into. I'm not one too judge.

pun intended?