Favorite NickName for Lance?

[Polish]

What is your favorite nickname for Lance?
If not listed, please share!

 

[krebs303]

Juan Pelota

 

[mewmewmew13]

L a










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[Mambo95]

Personally, for me it's just plain LA.

But I'm really posting on here to give you credit, Polish. Why is one of two reasons.

Either you are genuine - in which case I both admire and pity you. Your stand is heroic but flawed

Or: (and I favour this theory), you are on a massive and very funny wind up at the expense of the ex-fanboys, sorry, I mean Armstrong haters.

 

[Jagers]

Juan Pelota

+1 (Definitely should be one of the choices)

 

[patricknd]

7-time tour winner

 

[Magic Spanner]

7-time tour winner

7 time tour cheat.

 

[Race Radio]

Inmate number 195678923890-90

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

7-time tour winner

Dude, Ullrich won 3 of those.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

I'm going to go with SysTex machine.

 

[FoxxyBrown1111]

Epo-Lance should be added. This is what some of us use in Germany since Sestriere 1999...

Anyway, i voted for Uniballer

 

[Cal_Joe]

Personally, for me it's just plain LA.

But I'm really posting on here to give you credit, Polish. Why is one of two reasons.

Either you are genuine - in which case I both admire and pity you. Your stand is heroic but flawed

Or: (and I favour this theory), you are on a massive and very funny wind up at the expense of the ex-fanboys, sorry, I mean Armstrong haters.

Ahhhh, the light bulb goes on for some.

 

[thorny59]

favorite ninkname; convict

favorite nickname; Future convict

 

[Anonymous]

HWMNBN works too.

 

[ricara]

Saturday Night Live and Smucker's Jam

This is funny. It reminds me of the fake commercial on Saturday Night Live in the '70s. They were making fun of the "With a name like Smucker's, it's got to be good!" ad campaign. So they took it to extremes:

Fluckers: "It's got to be good!"
Nose Hair: "You can imagine how good it must be... mm–mm!"
Death Camp: "Just look for the barbed wire on the label!"
Dog Vomit & Monkey Pus: "This stuff has got to be terrific!"
Painful Rectal Itch: "The taste? (kisses fingers)"
Mangled Baby Ducks: "Great jam! Beautiful jam!"
10,000 Nuns and Orphans: ("What's so bad about that?" "They were all eaten by rats!") "Oh so good!"

My vote is "Painful Rectal Itch". A close second would have to be "Dog Vomit & Monkey Pus".

 

[Semper Fidelis]

Mellow Johnny's.

 

[ericfalcon]

safe Haven

 

[Altitude]

The Man From Texas

 

[Big Doopie]

the fraud.

 

[Big Doopie]

mabusi's monster.

 

[Big Doopie]

mabusi's monster.

 

[leftover pie]

edgar allen

 

[patricknd]

7 time tour cheat.

mine was funnier

 

[patricknd]

Inmate number 195678923890-90

good one

Dude, Ullrich won 3 of those.

ullrich won the sausage eating contetst

 

[MarkvW]

I'd vote for Ron Mexico. I think that name is hilarious.