Favourite Toto line / sketch

Been looking through the Toto archives. Some great stuff on there. Amazing to see how much it has matured and developed from the start.
This is a thread asking for people's favourite sketch and line from Toto.

My favourite one was 'Why do you like cancer so much?' But this week I saw the Hog telling Levi, that the only reason Levi beat Lance in testing, was due to Lance carrying the hopes of millions on his back'. :D It's an old one.

http://nyvelocity.com/toto

P.S. I know the creator (s) have been known to wander on here. Kudos to you.