funny anecdotes thread

[blackcat]

1. Jaksche v Cuddles
ok, the funny anecdote from around 2006 new Deutschland Tour, or was it 2007, anyway, one of the Tour of Gemany(s), when it was a Protour, the new iteration, not the old 2.1 Tour of Germany, the new Protour Deutschland Tour.

I think it was a year that Levi won GC. He may have been off the front, or Jens was off the front, and Jens won GC, I cant remember, all I remember, was Cuddles, asking Jaksche to work, I think there may have been two Liberty Riders, and Cadel, chasing Levi in Gerolsteiner.

JJ told Cuddles, "get fucked arsehole" those words quoted verbatim. 10% chance, it happened in inverse, the scenario was the opposite.

 

[blackcat]

2. Popovych v Robbie Hunter cycling fight
Tour of California circa 2009. Yaraslav Popovych, a Ukraine golden gloves in army service, fighter, he got in an argument with Robbie Hunter on a climb, they both get off their bikes and face up to go the knuckle. Hunter is fortunate that it went no further.

 

[blackcat]

3. Cipollini v fan
Cipo is at Tour of California, I think in his comeback when Mike Ball is paying his to ride for *** Racing, and Cipo disbands to his hotel suite with some of the podium girls plural, and he gets a knock on the door at the Four Seasons from a fan carrying a Credit Lyonnais stuffie stuffed bear lion that is given at the podium presentations, you can only get it at a podium presentation. He ask Cipo to draw on it, so Cipo then satisfied his needs and drew a male set of genetalia on the stuffie, felicitious signature no?

 

[blackcat]

4. Julich v Blijlevans.

handbags at 10 paces. youtube it. Jane Birkin Hermes limited edition bags

 

[blackcat]

5. LRP v Tiffany Cromwell.
something about the fridge in Monaco?

 

[blackcat]

6. cvdV v Mrs cvdV
something about the fridge in Gerona?

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

And these are funny anecdotes in what way?

 

[Freddythefrog]

Re:

5. LRP v Tiffany Cromwell.
something about the fridge in Monaco?

ok Freddy, I understand your view about Monaco getting a negative aura cause Froome lives there.
but I´d suggest to look for a Monaco related thread, or at least take Cromwell out of the Froome´s thread. or look for thread about her team or about her. her interview has nothing to do with the Clinic, nor with Froome. yes he´s a doper. dont worry I know.

That's basically you saying
"I don't know what it has to do with the Clinic or with Froome, therefore it has nothing to do with the Clinic or with Froome", which I'm confident you realize is a flawed deduction.

ok, touché.
tell me why the Tiffany Cromwell´s interview is posted in the Clinic.

Pastronef - for you.

 

[blackcat]

7. Cound v Kath. #alliterationz

this time, Prada nylon handbag circa 1995, not the Jane Birkin handbag, at 13 bakerz dozen paces.

 

[blackcat]

8. Betsy Andreu v Prance.

not a fight I wish to see myself stuck between