Male? Yes
Active? He seems to have officially retired
Boring and only has two names? I'm not sure it makes him boring, but it looks like he only has two names
Raced last year? Yes
Raced this year? Yes
Was the Vuelta his last race? No
Ever ridden a bike across the Mediterranean? On water? I'm pretty sure you must be thinking of a wrong guy
Is his officially official retirement date 31/12 (but has officially ridden his last race)? If you're referring to whatever his PCS profile says, it doesn't say anything about a retirement date. In fact, they already think he's dead and has been so ever since the day he was born!
European? Yes
Does PCS list his DoB? Yes, which according to them is also the day he passed away
Ridden a recent National Race? No
Has he ridden a UCI race this year? His last race probably was a UCI race, cause the results are listed on the UCI website, but you won't find them on PCS
Ridden a UCI road race this year? No
Born after 1/1 2000? No
Ever ridden a UCI road race? Yes
Ridden a CX race? Yes
Ridden on the track? I don't think so
Rode a UCI road race last year? He appears to have started one
Ever on a UCI team? No
Started a 1.2 race? In his career, yes. In 2023, no
Started a 2.2 race? In his career, yes. In 2023, no
European race? In 2023, yes
Started a race last year riding for a national selection? No
Started a UCI road race above 1.2/2.2 last year? If he had won the race, it would have counted as a pro victory