If you could slap anyone...

[TexPat]

Innumerable politicians.

 

[Martin318is]

Be sure to sanitize that bat.

Burn it to ashes.

Then, cut of the hand you used to swing it and soak the stump in disinfectant and then cauterise the wound...

 

[craig1985]

Anybody that is not forced to watch Jersey Shore

 

[ramjambunath]

Not heard of the jersey shore.

I know you can't slap him but you can punch him
http://www.miniclip.com/games/presidential-knockout/en/

Personally, I don't mind him. If there were 8 years of Clinton or Obama, I don't think that India and the USA would have the constructive relations that are there now.

Two more on my list

 

[craig1985]

People who need a good old fashioned slapping include:

Mohammad Asif (takes Nandrolone and gets off, has drugs in his possesion at Dubai Airport, and takes money on the side from illegal bookies), Salman Bu-tt, Mohammad Amir, and Sepp Blatter (makes Pat McQuaid look like an amateur).

 

[ElChingon]

Just can't imagine slapping someone when throwing shoes is so much more effective...and fun!

Throwing our shoes (carbon soled) would be a qualify as a weapon of mass destruction , effective but over the top to a white gloved slap across the a...

 

[Zam_Olyas]

I want to slap daniel benson and punch piers morgan n rio ferdinand

 

[boomcie]

Burn it to ashes.

Then, cut of the hand you used to swing it and soak the stump in disinfectant and then cauterise the wound...

I received an infraction this morning for a similar comment about a severed body part. What weird timing.

Reported. Not my call.

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

There is no reason for a hate-fulled thread or one which in any way advocates violence.

Susan