Is being human a UCI requirement?

[sashimono]

I mean, suppose you could teach your dog to ride a bike. Is there a rule that would keep him from competing at a pro level?

 

[Moondance]

 

[The Sheep]

Do you suspect someone?

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Is this some joke?

If so, I think it's pretty telegraphed, since this is obviously the punchline:

 

[tubularglue]

cipo's dog had to start on tr. wheels. He turned out to be a horrible sprinter, and started his own nail trimming salon. Those crazy Italians