Non-Clinic off the bike drama predictions for 2012

[Eric8-A]

Thor won't win Roubaix, and somehow switch to a different team for 2013 because a teammate of his either finished higher than him, or won Roubaix.

 

[El Pistolero]

Thor won't win Roubaix, and somehow switch to a different team for 2013 because a teammate of his either finished higher than him, or won Roubaix.

For the record, Gilbert won't be riding in Roubaix next year, so that leaves Ballan.

 

[Thomsena]

Andy gets upset about Phil's sacking.

 

[Eric8-A]

For the record, Gilbert won't be riding in Roubaix next year, so that leaves Ballan.

I wasn't even thinking of Gilbert when I wrote this.

 

[Ruudz0r]

Gesink trying to go fast in the downhills (if that ain`t off the bike, i don`t know what is)

Nice 1 !

 

[Hugo Koblet]

Gesink to finally finish a GT without crashing at all.

(Bold prediction, I know )

Isn't that more like an "on the bike" prediction?

 

[craig1985]

How underwhelming the 2013 TDF route will be and how awesome the 2013 Giro will be with some unknown mountain 25km long at 12% average gradient or something as the mTF in the queen stage.

 

[will10]

Fabian throwing his toys out of the pram again after failing to win Flanders or Roubaix. "Even the Gods were against me" he'll proclaim.

 

[sublimit]

Chris Horner gets upset with Bruyneel after his horse is banned from team meetings.

 

[LaFlorecita]

Andy Shleck upset with being made to train

I don't know what's more to add.