Nothing to see, just move along

Oh, come on :rolleyes:
There are some things in life one can never live down :) Mine is that I once fell asleep in my morning bowl of Raisin Bran (there were extenuating circumstances, I swear!) I was living with a bunch of friends at the time. When the first one found me that morning, instead of rescuing me from the dubious possibility of drowning in the milk, went back upstairs to wake everyone else up so they could come see the spectacle for themselves. Obviously high entertainment value for anyone but me. 40 years later, I STILL gets cards or social media comments from that group with that as my personal meme.
Just think what you have to look forward to! :)