Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession)

[veganrob]

Wow, that wasn't just a scrape. He hit them pretty good.

 

[Archibald]

I suspect Lance was DUI, and didn't want to get busted.

never tested positive, but Aspen Police will be releasing a 'reasoned decision' soon enough

McConaughey was the king of 1990s stoner comedies.

wow, lengthen the hair and lose the mo and he'd fit in with the other women in the opedius quad-pic from earlier!
I now get their bro-mance

 

[DirtyWorks]

never tested positive, but Aspen Police will be releasing a 'reasoned decision' soon enough.

Yup easy plea unless a DA takes a crazy flyer. Not likely, but could be fun!

Also, modern cars crumple very easily. They drove away so it didn't even bother the engine compartment bits. They've got a sensor for that too. Very likely did not feel a thing even if sober.

 

[blackcat]

not AICAR?

I think the major loss is actually a peptide like Lipotropin that works on your metabolism and hurries it up, and also on your fat cells.

my suspicions may be incorrect, it could be AICAR not Lipotropin. Or, it could be a combination of both.

 

[Benotti69]

How long before 'We're the Armstrongs' becomes a fly on the wall tv family soap documentary in Austin.....

 

[Benotti69]

Photos released of Lance's SUV... Cool number plate

Shouldn't that plate be 'MEL d'OH'.......

 

[Dazed and Confused]

snipped...

Got it on tape. Wonderful movie.

 

[blackcat]

Got it on tape. Wonderful movie.

ukraine model was the genesis for the repeat of the lolita brooke shields blue lagoon


#nabokov

props to: "got it on tape". a little like having records and LPs at home.

 

[blackcat]

Shouldn't that plate be 'MEL d'OH'.......

Hansen can have Mellow, and Prance can have "Hornies"

 

[Alpe d'Huez]

Looks like he smashed into them pretty good.

Found a video of it!

 

[Dazed and Confused]

ukraine model was the genesis for the repeat of the lolita brooke shields blue lagoon


#nabokov

props to: "got it on tape". a little like having records and LPs at home.

Friday night with discount beers.

 

[blackcat]

Friday night with discount beers.

pabst blue ribbon hopper blue velvet hashtage#

wrong hashtag

#hashtag
thats how it works innit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeWUXV89w0g


heineken, fukc that $hit. pabst blue ribbon

 

[Dazed and Confused]

I prefer Busch, they used to be $1 at the pole bar, out there in the sticks.

 

[blackcat]

I prefer Busch, they used to be $1 at the pole bar, out there in the sticks.

do you reckon I will get a free laptop dance at Yellow Rose for being such a vociferous promoter of the firm?

#hotterthandonutgrease

 

[blackcat]

I prefer Busch, they used to be $1 at the pole bar, out there in the sticks.

I like the Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, and the Founders Brewing Co, Everyday IPA, Allday sessions ale.

They (Founders) are from Grand Rapids MI, so I told Betsy to buy Fankie a six pack and tell him they were on blackcat third person and that they are a $hitload better than Michelob. And I said i would pay her back, but she had to recite the words verbatim "sh!tload better than Michelob".

 

[mewmewmew13]

I like the Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, and the Founders Brewing Co, Everyday IPA, Allday sessions ale.

They (Founders) are from Grand Rapids MI, so I told Betsy to buy Fankie a six pack and tell him they were on blackcat third person and that they are a $hitload better than Michelob. And I said i would pay her back, but she had to recite the words verbatum "sh!tload better than Michelob".

That Besty!

 

[avanti]

.............................
props to: "got it on tape". a little like having records and LPs at home.

LPs are selling well in the US. Just today there was an article about an on-line LP seller who is expanding his business.

 

[Dazed and Confused]

LPs are selling well in the US. Just today there was an article about an on-line LP seller who is expanding his business.

well, quality never really gets out of fashion.

Cognac
Vinyl
Thorens
Sitting down in a really good chair and feeling well:

Life is never easy, but there are some things which are worth fighting for.

 

[RobbieCanuck]

never tested positive, but Aspen Police will be releasing a 'reasoned decision' soon enough

He's driving a Lincoln - because that is what he did long before he got paid to drive one!!!!!!!!!

 

[D-Queued]

Looks like he smashed into them pretty good.

Found a video of it!

Actually, to nobody's surprise, LeMond had the whole episode recorded as Colorado, like Minnesota, is a one party consent state.

Here is an extract from that transcript:

Anna: How do you make these air bags go away? We have to go back.

Lance: No way. Damn Choads shouldn't park their cars there.

Anna: Please. I have an idea of how to make it all go away. It'll work for sure.

Lance: Huh?

Anna: I'll say I was driving.

Lance: He he! Stupid choads.

Lance: Even better, don't say anything. Just look at 'em and give 'em the zip the lips gesture.

Anna: <sound of car slowing down> Ok, let's trade places.

Lance: Look, we can go back there and you can say you drove, but there is no way you're gonna drive my car while I'm in it. I drive. Get it? No b!tch is driving me.

...

Dave.

 

[thehog]

Further updates from the Aspen Times:

http://www.aspentimes.com/news/14954506-113/key-aspen-witness-weighs-in-on-lance-armstrong-scandal

This story has just about run its course... not a lot more in it...

 

[D-Queued]

Further updates from the Aspen Times:

http://www.aspentimes.com/news/14954506-113/key-aspen-witness-weighs-in-on-lance-armstrong-scandal

This story has just about run its course... not a lot more in it...

Um... court date?

Also, we haven't really touched on this yet:

?No, that was a joint decision and, um, you know, we?ve had our family name smeared over every paper in the world in the last couple of years and honestly, I?ve got teenagers, I just wanted to protect my family because I thought, ?Gosh, Anna Hansen hit some cars, it?s not going to show up in the papers, but Lance Armstrong hit some cars, it?s going to be a national story,?? police quoted Hansen as telling them.

If it wasn't bad enough that Lancester couldn't pull off a crocodile tear when admitting to Oprah he was the biggest fraud in sport history, now his donut greaser girlfriend is providing her version of lying and cheating as a lesson for the children.

Can someone please point them to their trailer and tell them to go back there and not come out anymore?

Until then, this story ain't over.

Meanwhile, shouldn't the Aspen Art Museum be reconsidering having Armstrong as an honorary trustee? Really, an honorary position??? What are they thinking?

Perhaps they wanted a little publicity, and Lance delivered.

Dave.

 

[DirtyWorks]

Meanwhile, shouldn't the Aspen Art Museum be reconsidering having Armstrong as an honorary trustee? Really, an honorary position??? What are they thinking?

Perhaps they wanted a little publicity, and Lance delivered.

Dave.

His money spends like all the other choads on the board who paid for their seat. Pay to play is how it works. He paid less, so he's "honorary." That's Aspen-class humiliation right there. He can't be champion in the room full of arts choads. Oh the humanity!

Fight Wonderboy! Fight! Look at how beloved Hamilton and Landis are for their stories. Reveal all on Hein and Thom and be redeemed! The UCI will continue on anyway.

 

[Fortyninefourteen]

Um... court date?

Also, we haven't really touched on this yet:



If it wasn't bad enough that Lancester couldn't pull off a crocodile tear when admitting to Oprah he was the biggest fraud in sport history, now his donut greaser girlfriend is providing her version of lying and cheating as a lesson for the children.

Can someone please point them to their trailer and tell them to go back there and not come out anymore?

Until then, this story ain't over.

Wonder if Herman will try and bankrupt the Colorado justice system?

 

[the sceptic]

Further updates from the Aspen Times:

http://www.aspentimes.com/news/14954506-113/key-aspen-witness-weighs-in-on-lance-armstrong-scandal

This story has just about run its course... not a lot more in it...

not even a topless picture of Lance?