thehog said:He's not the brightest spark...
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thehog said:He's not the brightest spark...
Stingray34 said:Stuey mate has absorbed the Lance playbook well; only problem is, it hasn't worked out too well for it's author.
I don't know much about Stuey mate's abuse of EPO, Test and HgH, but it's a wonder he wasn't popped a la Ulrich for party drugs alone. Stuey mate could rave members of 'The Shamen' under the table.
Love, sex, intelligence/comin' over like a seventh sense.
thehog said:Him and Matt White broke records for the amount partying done in a season. And agreed how those two didn't test positive for amphetamines is anyone's guess.
Stuey Mate also has appeared to master a new training sequence of waking up, eating then going back to sleep before going out training
Stingray34 said:I mastered that regime around 1992. It just occurred to me why I never made it beyond the NSW road race. I was all about recovery - at least I was fresh!
I wonder how many cities across Europe Stuey Mate knows who to score from? If you're in the South of France, your eyeballs will be rollin'.
As for Mat White, yes, I raced with him. Decent rider, no doubt - but you couldn't make him dirtier if you took a dump in his mouth.
thehog said:There was the story about the Cofidis team bus with O'Grady, White and a bucket load of pseudoephedrine. Generally used a mixer the story goes they nailed it straight due to lacking anything else to take it with and right before a race
Good times.
Edit: It was O'Grady & Millar. Washed it down with alcohol just prior to a race.
http://elpais.com/diario/2006/11/08/deportes/1162940408_850215.html
Stingray34 said:I remember that. Francois Migraine - the owner and benefactor of Cofidis - was so worried about his riders dying, he commissioned a study on their psychologies. It concluded that the likes of O'Grady, Millar, Gaumont, Voeckler et al -the leaders of the team in 2004 - all had personality disorders that corrupted the younger team members and inculcated a destructive team culture. Pot Belge, anyone?
ralphbert said:St David? No no no, you must have that wrong
found this help on urban dictionary:Benotti69 said:Well that reads as I was happy to dope throughout my career, but I am not going to break omerta. FRO Stuey.
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fro fro
A male pornography star. Sometimes gay.
"I bet that guy is secretly a fro fro for a living."
by Brendan Fro Fro April 29, 2008
thehog said:Love it. Like the Metellica tour!
Cycling was way more fun in the 90's and early 2000's. A nightclub on wheels. How Jalbert is not dead is a modern medical mystery.
Cookie's palmares in the northern races should look better than Allessandro Ballan to say the least. He is still the boss tho.Stingray34 said:You got that right - if Jalabert wasn't naturally a world-class cyclist, he certainly had world-class kidneys and liver which carried him through.
I've spent some time on holiday in Europe catching up with (much more talented) friends racing in Belgium and France long after I stopped racing. The Aussie pros were party animals. Baden Cooke shoud've won a lot more races, to say the least. I'm rather ashamed to say I've shared spit on a spliff or two with more than a few of these guys, not that they ever seemed to give a damn.
Stingray34 said:You got that right - if Jalabert wasn't naturally a world-class cyclist, he certainly had world-class kidneys and liver which carried him through.
I've spent some time on holiday in Europe catching up with (much more talented) friends racing in Belgium and France long after I stopped racing. The Aussie pros were party animals. Baden Cooke shoud've won a lot more races, to say the least. I'm rather ashamed to say I've shared spit on a spliff or two with more than a few of these guys, not that they ever seemed to give a damn.
ralphbert said:St David? No no no, you must have that wrong
that was the party of the decade Jalabert hosted in Cannes with coke and potbelgeStingray34 said:I remember that. Francois Migraine - the owner and benefactor of Cofidis - was so worried about his riders dying, he commissioned a study on their psychologies. It concluded that the likes of O'Grady, Millar, Gaumont, Voeckler et al -the leaders of the team in 2004 - all had personality disorders that corrupted the younger team members and inculcated a destructive team culture. Pot Belge, anyone?
Jalabert drug party blamed for addiction
During the first day of hearings in the "Cahors" trial, Laurent Roux's younger brother Fabien testified that it was former professional and current French TV consultant Laurent Jalabert who first introduced him to "pot belge". "I was initiated to using pot belge during a party with Laurent Jalabert in 2001," the 24 year-old said. "Together with other professionals, I've seen him injecting himself in the garage of his house that evening. It was a party organised by his fan club. It's frequent in the cycling world. These parties take place during the off-season. I came with my brother, who was a professional. The whole team of the cyclist who was hosting participated in these parties - from mechanic to soigneur."
Roux said he thus consumed the drug mix for the first time in the presence of Jalabert. "It was offered by the rider who hosted the party," he added. Later during the trial, a former teammate of Laurent Jalabert at CSC-Tiscali, who was heard as a witness, confirmed Roux's accusations.
thehog said:Awesome story. Then there was always the cafe stop that turned into a drinking sessions in cycling kit
Cooke will be an awesome riders agent simply by the amount of connections he has from his party days!
how he got Horner the gig on Lampre, he is a genius.thehog said:Awesome story. Then there was always the cafe stop that turned into a drinking sessions in cycling kit
Cooke will be an awesome riders agent simply by the amount of connections he has from his party days!
blackcat said:what is a little sad about the whole doping "scandal(s)", p'raps the most versatile and best racer Allan Davis lost his career. I think with Gerro he was the best of the lot in the mid-late 2000s and the few years in the 2010 decade. He lost his career. Cookie is still the boss, and the others like Mcewen and Mcgee and Evans and Goss got the successes they duly deserved, but Davis was the unlucky one, I thought his palmares could have looked more like Ete Zabel. As it is, it looks like Jay Sweet.
talking about peccadilloes, this looks like a quite homoerotic swinging session with Quickstep Davitamon.Stingray34 said:Oh yeah - if you know everyone's peccadilloes, it's a major bargaining advantage.
blackcat said:that was the party of the decade Jalabert hosted in Cannes with coke and potbelge
Cahors affaire ftw
http://autobus.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2006/jun06/jun20news2
think he is going down the Bike Tour chaperone route.Stingray34 said:You could well be right about this - I never knew Davis or his brother personally, except that they were excellent cyclists. What I've heard about him is pretty good. I hear he doesn't ride anymore, is this true?
blackcat said:how he got Horner the gig on Lampre, he is a genius.
does he share anything more than the surname of the UCI prezprez with Cookson
Stingray34 said:Meanwhile, poor old Phillipe Gaumant. Does anyone remember Jalabert, O'Grady or Millar eulogising the fellah? Or was it just 'one of those things'? I'm sure Stuey Mate could dedicate an AC/DC song to him....like 'Heartbreaker.'
thehog said:Ben Cousins would be the perfect cycling agent. Guy got into the wrong sport.