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Pinnochio as a mascot for the 2013 World Championship

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Someone needs to make a doll out of this. Push a button and you get various sentences:
"I have never doped."
"That stuff was 15 years ago."
"Everything is fine now."
"Cycling is the cleanest sport in the world."
etc.


And after each sentence the nose grows a little more.
 
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ToreBear said:
Someone needs to make a doll out of this. Push a button and you get various sentences:
"I have never doped."
"That stuff was 15 years ago."
"Everything is fine now."
"Cycling is the cleanest sport in the world."
etc.


And after each sentence the nose grows a little more.

the sceptic said:
Whoever wins should be required to put on a pinocchio mask on the podium

Yes and yes! The opportunities are endless, I couldn't think of better news right now.
 
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Pat MCQuaid could play the role of Stromboli

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQC5bQKPj6o

Travis Tygart could play the role of Jiminy Cricket (afterall he urged the guilty cyclists to blow the whistle)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOZzNOkcEgM

When you get in trouble
and you don't know right from wrong
give a little whistle, give a little whistle

When you meet temptation
and the urge is very strong
give a little whistle, give a little whistle

Not just a little squeak, pucker up and blow
and if your whistle is weak, yell

(Pinnochio)

Jiminy Cricket!

(Jiminy Cricket)

Right!

Take the strait and narrow path
and if you start to slide
give a little whistle, give a little whistle
and always let your conscience be your guide

Take the strait and narrow path
and if you start to slide
give a little whistle (yoo-hoo)
give a little whistle (yoo-HOO!)
and always let your conscience be your guide

(Pinnocchio)

And always let your conscience be your guide!
 
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Maybe his nose should grow and shrink throughout the race/week as a kind of performance barometer

Jens Voigt gives interview
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Contador goes in the break with 200k to go
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Froome climbs with so much speed motoman cant keep up
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