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Mar 10, 2009
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"You d*ck."
A common utterance amongst cyclists; perhaps more like a 'mutterance', muttered while walking away from a cyclist with a higher AQ (*** quotient) than yourself.

"Your kit."
You say this when you are unable to think of anything else complementary to say to the *** that you spent the last 3 hours riding.