Germans: we have the technology to make you change your cycling helmet!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/06/08/bump_hat_crack_stink/
help!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/06/08/bump_hat_crack_stink/
Remorseless German boffins have come up with the greatest boon to humanity since self-warming hand cream: they have invented cycle helmets which begin to smell disgusting once they need to be replaced.
help!