The illuminati invades cycling...

[krebs303]

Wow, did you miss the point or what...

You only know what you know
from your mental brainwashing
and word indoctrination since
your birth. It is imperative that
that you know what you don't
know, but what you know, will
not allow you to know what you
don't know.

 

[kiwirider]

You only know what you know
from your mental brainwashing
and word indoctrination since
your birth. It is imperative that
that you know what you don't
know, but what you know, will
not allow you to know what you
don't know.

Mate - where do you get this **** from?? It's nearly as "good" as the crap that the OP comes up with!

BTW - sadly can't find my photo of the old weirdo in downtown Copenhagen ... so looks like we'll all have to just trust the Wiki on how scary intrasound can be - assuming of course that the illuminati haven't hijacked Wikipedia too ...

 

[krebs303]

Mate - where do you get this **** from?? It's nearly as "good" as the crap that the OP comes up with!

My wisdom so antiquates known knowledge, that
a psychiatrist examining my behavior, eccentric
by his academic single corner knowledge, knows
no course other than to judge me schizoprenic. In
today's society of greed, men of word illusion are
elected to lead and wise men are condemned. You
must establish a Chair of Wisdom to empower
Wise Men over the stupid intelligentsia, or perish.

 

[Bag_O_Wallet]

My wisdom so antiquates known knowledge, that
a psychiatrist examining my behavior, eccentric
by his academic single corner knowledge, knows
no course other than to judge me schizoprenic. In
today's society of greed, men of word illusion are
elected to lead and wise men are condemned. You
must establish a Chair of Wisdom to empower
Wise Men over the stupid intelligentsia, or perish.

Oooooooooookay.

 

[krebs303]

assuming of course that the illuminati haven't hijacked Wikipedia too ...

Is Wikipedia a Singularity Brotherhood
controlled Trojan Horse indoctrination -

Will I get reply or will the Wisest Human
just be ignored until silenced by death?

 

[kiwirider]

My wisdom so antiquates known knowledge, that
a psychiatrist examining my behavior, eccentric
by his academic single corner knowledge, knows
no course other than to judge me schizoprenic. In
today's society of greed, men of word illusion are
elected to lead and wise men are condemned. You
must establish a Chair of Wisdom to empower
Wise Men over the stupid intelligentsia, or perish.

Wow - I didn't know that you could get John Raulston Saul's books in Mexico too ... I thought that they were just a Canadian thing! That's exactly the sort of stuff that he writes - but you're probably a little easier to read ...

 

[kiwirider]

Is Wikipedia a Singularity Brotherhood
controlled Trojan Horse indoctrination -

Will I get reply or will the Wisest Human
just be ignored until silenced by death?

And no ... Wikipedia is a distractionary illusion established by the illuminati and their henchmen to distract the masses and to allow them, by their own ignorance and arrogant pursuit of notoriety and fame, to misinform each other. They were wise enough to see that the distraction would be more impactful by allowing the illusion that is Wikipedia to grow and mutate of its own accord without their interference, hence their control over the masses was complete - without the need for action. A brilliant coup de grace as only ones so evil and wise could create.

**** ... now it's rubbing off on me ...

 

[krebs303]

-1 x -1= +1 is WRONG, it is
academic stupidity and is evil.
The educated stupid should acknowledge
the natural antipodes of+1 x +1 = +1and
-1 x -1 = -1 exist as plus and minus values
of opposite creation - depicted by opposite
sexes and opposite hemispheres. Entity is
death worship - for it cancels opposites.
Both Cubic Thinkers and SnotBrains were
born with opposite brains, capable of math
analysis to know most everything. The
Religious/Academic Oneness Brotherhood
destroys the Brain's ability to think opposite
of singularity trash taught. Such reduced
Brain intelligence begets the student a
tag of SnotBrain android - encapable of
comprehending absolute proof of 4 Days
rotating simultaneously within a single
rotation of Earth. Cubics comprehend it.
You are a Cubic Thinker, or SnotBrain.
You SnotBrains will know
hell for ignoring TimeCube.
I do not promote or suggest
anyone killing you, but you
are unfit to live on Earth.




OK I give up I can't read anymore Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human.
I'm busted. Just go here. I endorse NOTHING on this site. http://www.timecube.com/

 

[auscyclefan94]

Wow, did you miss the point or what...

Please explain, I'm totally lost.

 

[rgmerk]

taking the mickey

Auscyclefan, this thread is one long elaborate series of jokes about famous conspiracy theories which purport to explain how certain shadowy groups such as the Bavarian Illuminati control the world, including the recent World Championships.

To get into the spirit, watch this classic clip from the Simpsons.

Another famous piece of crankishness being parodied here is Time Cube.

Now, the machinations in the world of pro cycling perhaps give rise to a propensity among its keener followers to suspect conspiracies at every turn. Indeed, there have been numerous real ones, as is discussed in The Clinic. Sometimes we need to be reminded to lighten up.

 

[hfer07]

The Illuminati tactically chose Evans to become the new WC to jump star Australia’s economy, which recently has been dragged by the deterioration of the Asian market, so this event would become a distraction of the current geopolitical movement leaded by Radio shack & Sky to fuse cycling with the New world Order movement. As previously written by you, Vinokourov should have won it, as part of the hidden agenda executed by the Russian government to regroup ex-soviet nations in order to recuperate the Nuclear Arsenal power & once again to challenge the USA government’s proposal for the Nuclear shield. This situation became more evident when Alexandr Kolobnev launched several counter attacks to show the world, the new vitalized attitude of the new Russian thinking, which is backed by the emerging capitalistic mentality clearly expressed in the form of Katusha. The fact that an English-speaker racer won the title, it will be well accepted by the US congress in the pursue of the health reform which contains powerful tools to fight doping and enrich cycling culture in America, as part of the vast program to fight obesity & cardio-vascular illness – and yes-you guessed-Cancer- which bring us closer to Armstrong/Bruyneel/Radio Shack involvement with the Illuminati.- it’s been rumored that Lance himself cut a deal with them to become part of a radical science project of new super athletes, genetic-engineered- so he could grow a new testicle out of stem cells. Bruyneel –on the other hand- has received the task of “Master Strategist” in cycling, which carries the art of deceiving, media manipulation, Medical program scheduling & execution, as well as UCI lobbing, UCI payments/endorsements & UCI Pro Lance ruling accommodations.

It all makes sense…. right?

 

[auscyclefan94]

Auscyclefan, this thread is one long elaborate series of jokes about famous conspiracy theories which purport to explain how certain shadowy groups such as the Bavarian Illuminati control the world, including the recent World Championships.

To get into the spirit, watch this classic clip from the Simpsons.

Another famous piece of crankishness being parodied here is Time Cube.

Now, the machinations in the world of pro cycling perhaps give rise to a propensity among its keener followers to suspect conspiracies at every turn. Indeed, there have been numerous real ones, as is discussed in The Clinic. Sometimes we need to be reminded to lighten up.

Thanks for that.

 

[shawnrohrbach]

Yes, I know it sounds unbelieveable but the undeniable truth seems to be that the Illuminati has infiltrated the cycling world. And the worst thing is that noone even seems to notice.

Everyone who follows cycling knows the truth, that there is no way that Cadel Evans could have won the World Road Championships. It's a well established fact that the guy never attacks and now we are somehow led to believe that this guy set out on a solo attack to decide one of the biggest one day races of the year? I'm surprised that so many people are buying that story.

The question on everyones mind is of course, why? What does the illuminati have to gain by this cover up? I think the answer lies in the truth of who the real winner was. Alexander Vinokourov. Obviously if the truth that Vinokourov won the worlds would have come out then that would make Astana even more likely to keep their PT license. There has been suspicions for some time that Johan Bruyneel and Lance Armstrong were part of the Illuminati but I think this confirms it.

The sad thing is that the cover up might have actually worked if they had simply chosen a more likely winner for the race. But fortunately they made a mistake and went for the most improbable winner possible which immediately sent up red flags for those who are well informed.

The question now is, what's next? Will the UCI stand up and do what is right and expose this cover up? Or is the UCI already involved themselves?

How long has this been going on? And what other things have the Illuminati already done? Can Tom Danielson really get sick that often? And what really is the hold up that prevents Wiggins from moving to Sky and Contador from moving to Garmin?

Question everything and spread the truth!!!

Bringing the Illuminati into cycling is, I am guessing, nothing more than a mild amusement to illustrate a point. If not, if you are actually serious, read my next novel where I debunk 99% of the crap Dan Brown has written and show the Illuminati conspiracy theoriests to be nothing more than crazies with tin foil hats and rubber gloves swatting at imginary shape shifting reptiles.

 

[ak-zaaf]

Bringing the Illuminati into cycling is, I am guessing, nothing more than a mild amusement to illustrate a point. If not, if you are actually serious, read my next novel where I debunk 99% of the crap Dan Brown has written and show the Illuminati conspiracy theoriests to be nothing more than crazies with tin foil hats and rubber gloves swatting at imginary shape shifting reptiles.

You are obviously part of the conspiracy!

 

[McLovin]

i' m not a conspiracy guy, but forgett about masonic stuff and all that and tell me, what's up with al that hand signals the cyclist do. cobo made on angliru that pinky-index hand thing, rodriguez last year made that covering one eye thing, i saw cadel with that ok/666 sign.
i don't care what that is, but they act like little kids. musicians to.

 

[rickshaw]

ummmmm

Isn't "illuminati" plural, those who are illuminated? Either this thread was started BYan ignoramus, or it is part of a plot to destroy the English language and replace it with a foreign one...

 

[Fergoose]

Either this thread was started an ignoramus, or it is part of a plot to destroy the English language and replace it with a foreign one...

Ack - did you see that!? They stole a word from rickshaw's sentence to completely undermine him! Let it be noted what happens to those who should seek to challenge Them.

 

[krebs303]

Isn't "illuminati" plural, those who are illuminated? Either this thread was started an ignoramus, or it is part of a plot to destroy the English language and replace it with a foreign one...

You only know what you know
from your mental brainwashing
and word indoctrination since
your birth. It is imperative that
that you know what you don't
know, but what you know, will
not allow you to know what you
don't know.

ain't no sunshine when she's gone

 

[rickshaw]

Ack - did you see that!? They stole a word from rickshaw's sentence to completely undermine him! Let it be noted what happens to those who should seek to challenge Them.

luckily I eascped, just barely and have managed to re-insert the missing word. But wait! I hear someone coming! Must leave... suitcase of courage all packed.......

 

[ozerulz]

awesome. I don't have to listen to coasttocoastam tonight.

 

[krebs303]

awesome. I don't have to listen to coasttocoastam tonight.

Earth is composed of opposite hemispheres
which rotate in opposite directions - equal
to a zero value existence (plus & minus). As
entity, the opposite hemispheres cancel out.
Earth exist as 4 - 90 degree opposite corner
quadrants, but not as a 360 degree circle.
Earth is Cubic opposites, nothing as circle.
A singularity inflicted scholar has not the
mentality, freedom or guts to know that
academia is a Trojan Horse mind control.
Singularity brotherhood owns your brain,
destroying your ability to think Cubicism.
Evil academia blocks out Time Cube site
and suppresses its discussion and debate.
The half of Earth seen from
space, cannot exist without
the opposite half not seen...
existing as opposite values.
Earth entity does not exist -
for it is composed of opposite
hemispheres which rotate in
opposite directions - equating
to a zero value existence, and
to nothing as a "singularity".
You were educated to live an
evil lie - and your heirs will
suffer hell for your stupidity.