This is why math is taught in school.

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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why..........

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday.

Statistically, half of these are driven by females.

That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ... I think not.
 
Sep 8, 2009
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oh my god...that pretty much blew my mind...

all i know is that women are terrible drivers. i don't care how sexist that sounds.
 
Mar 10, 2009
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krebs303 said:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why..........

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday.

Statistically, half of these are driven by females.

That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ... I think not.
Heck that is 17999 women I can flip off with impunity. I buy 2 lottery tickets a week and have never hit a big one. The odds of meeting a homicidal female are higher but I don't worry too much about it.
 
May 6, 2009
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krebs303 said:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why..........

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday.

Statistically, half of these are driven by females.

That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ... I think not.
Then you wouldn't want to pass one who is all of that combined, has a lousy love life, hates men, considered suicide or mass murder, has PMS, and has a weapon :eek:
 
Apr 2, 2009
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craig1985 said:
Then you wouldn't want to pass one who is all of that combined, has a lousy love life, hates men, considered suicide or mass murder, has PMS, and has a weapon :eek:
In my neck of the woods that would be either a politician or a policewoman :p
 
Jun 16, 2009
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This reminds me of a crazy girlfriend i had 25 years ago, since i am a little off myself we had a great relationship because we were alike.
Then one day after i had moved into her apt we were talking and kind of out of the blue she says
"You know why there will NEVER be a woman president?"
"No, why?"
"Because one day she would wake up with PMS and nuke the whole ****ing world"

then she proceeded to take me to her medicine cabinet,showed me her little magic pills that she said were the only things that kept her from killing me while i slept

she wasn't laughing
:eek:
true story
 
runninboy said:
This reminds me of a crazy girlfriend i had 25 years ago, since i am a little off myself we had a great relationship because we were alike.
Then one day after i had moved into her apt we were talking and kind of out of the blue she says
"You know why there will NEVER be a woman president?"
"No, why?"
"Because one day she would wake up with PMS and nuke the whole ****ing world"

then she proceeded to take me to her medicine cabinet,showed me her little magic pills that she said were the only things that kept her from killing me while i slept

she wasn't laughing
:eek:
true story
we need more blue pills over here...:eek:
 
Jul 22, 2009
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HOW in the hell did you ever shed that chick???

I'd have gathered my clothes and been out the door within the hour.
 
Mar 10, 2009
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i'd rather learn MATHS at school. What's the point of stopping after one sum, surely it makes sense to learn a few more sums hence the plural on the word :D
 

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