Top Stage Report Titles (for when you've sucked)

[Cancellator]

Being a regular visitor of the RSNT website (god knows why), I sympathize with their writers: it must be hard to give a positive spin to even the worst results in a race. So, what are your favourite ways of saying "we've sucked, but can't admit it"?

"Strong showing from... today"
" ... finding his legs"
"... part of breakaway action"
"Solid team effort"

 

[burning]

"He limited his losses"

 

[ElChingon]

Any title without the word win says it all.