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May 6, 2009
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Stuff that Lance did that I doubt you know about

* He can wield a mace with amazing accuracy.
* He once tried hunting, but decided that it was not "bicycly" enough for him.
* He is actually a transformer, but a really lame one, because he can only transform into a lame bicycle.
* To win his third Tour de France, he didn't use drugs, he just travelled forward in time to get to the finish line first.


I lol'd.