Where does Armstrong spill his guts?

[WildspokeJoe]

As speculation heats up the inevitable question is, where will Lance open up to the world, unburden his troubled soul and set the record straight.

As someone who has cultivated his imaged since the beginning, it will be highly interesting to see who (if anyone) gets the scoop.

Does he go to the cycling press? A major news outlet, a celebrity interviewer? Or perhaps a past lackey?

Also will he be defiant to the end or cry to world asking forgiveness?

Cast your vote and the first stone.

 

[coinneach]

Exclusive Interview with Paul Kimmage?

 

[D-Queued]

Other:

Preferably, he spills his guts all over some of his fellow 'mates while in the soup line at a correctional facility.

Dave.

 

[hrotha]

Exclusive Interview with Paul Kimmage?

No way. He needs someone who will be soft on him.

 

[Oldman]

Matt Lauer's basement. Neither will have shirts on and Mathew can film it.

 

[gjdavis60]

Suicide note.

 

[mewmewmew13]

other:

Preferably, he spills his guts all over some of his fellow 'mates while in the soup line at a correctional facility.

Dave.

lol!




..and NOT gonna happen..the confession I mean

 

[leftover pie]

armstrong would most likely drop his guts in a crowded elevator


and claim innocence pointing to the lack of a positive test.

 

[DirtyWorks]

Cast your vote and the first stone.

Seriously? I don't think many here have done all of the following:

-terrorized his perceived enemies.
-presumably welcomed an international illicit drug distribution system.
-cheated hundreds of elite athletes.
-committed big-time perjury. Made the Texas(??) court system out to be complete, ineffectual fools. Lying to the courts is okay. Just pay for the privilege.
-Hid behind cancer patients and some dead. Cool!
-Stole appearance money disguised as "cancer awareness" donations.

This isn't even adultery, which was probably comitted too. This certainly isn't getting aggressive/physical in the field sprint at your local office park criterium either.

Please, no biblical references to casting the first stone.

 

[Benotti69]

I cant see Armstrong confessing in a contrite manner but i can see him getting caught on a smart phone talking about his doping and it getting leaked on to the internet.

 

[Poursuivant]

On his website when like when he announced his comeback.

 

[ebandit]

you wish

still don't see confession likely................................

but if it happened....it would appear at the channel

which offered the most $

 

[Fortyninefourteen]

Webcam from under Sally Jenkins circus tent,(skirt)

 

[Tom375]

He could try the new UCI doping helpline

http://m.cyclingnews.com/news/uci-anti-doping-helpline-goes-live-next-week

 

[Cloxxki]

Suicide note.

It would read only "I am sorry you don't believe in miracles".

Not gonna happen. I am pretty sure a guy like him considers suicide the ultimate act of the ultimate loser. He does not possess compassion, not even good at faking it.

 

[jamiephillips]

"Please everyone I did not know anything of doping in cycling until I read A Rough Ride by some guy called Kimmage. Thats where I got all my ideas from.
Honestly if anyone is to blame in all this its that Kimmage guy, he planted the seeds....."

 

[the asian]

At a press conference alongside Hein and Pat.

 

[Fortyninefourteen]

It would read only "I am sorry you don't believe in miracles".

Not gonna happen. I am pretty sure a guy like him considers suicide the ultimate act of the ultimate loser. He does not possess compassion, not even good at faking it.

Some would argue that suicide is an extremely selfish act.

 

[D-Queued]

"Please everyone I did not know anything of doping in cycling until I read A Rough Ride by some guy called Kimmage. Thats where I got all my ideas from.
Honestly if anyone is to blame in all this its that Kimmage guy, he planted the seeds....."

Good one!

At a press conference alongside Hein and Pat.

Likewise!

Probably both at the same time.

Dave.

 

[Fausto's Schnauzer]

To Father Tygart?

 

[Fortyninefourteen]

To Father Tygart?

Awesome!!!!

 

[Tom375]

Where does Armstrong spill his guts?.

Sounds like a xmas cracker joke, please tell me you've got a xmax cracker answer?

There was recent LA joke which was apalling. We only need one decent LA joke to beat it!!

 

[cineteq]

Got this one right! Hope Oprah doesn't side up with him.

 

[Fausto's Schnauzer]

Got this one right! Hope Oprah doesn't side up with him.

 

[gjdavis60]

I am pretty sure a guy like him considers suicide the ultimate act of the ultimate loser.

It is the act of an ultimate loser. Coward, more precisely. Which is exactly why he will off himself if someone doesn't beat him to it.